Jobbie Cake

A light pastry dish, comprised mainly of eggs, caster sugar, mascarpone cheese and human faeces.
Man: Waiter, im ready to order.
Waiter: Yes, sir. What shall you be having ?
Man: Might i have a slice of your delicious, jobbie cake ?
Waiter: Certainly sir excellent choice, made fresh - a house speciality, if i dont say so.
by El Scobo & Sir gammon of flaps December 04, 2009
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jobby cakes

nestor: “oh howdy alan what’re you hav in’ for dinner today?”
alan: “well shucks, what a nice question there partner! i’m having jobby cakes with the missus and my ten kids!”
by weheartcatfishes December 12, 2021
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Big fat jobby cake

When someone you know, e.g. A peer, takes a dump on your personal belongings on your birthday. Also he then smears it in.
I can't believe what happened on my birthday dude, Stewart took a big fat jobby cake on my brand new macbook pro .

Totally gutted.
by jobbycake July 17, 2016
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