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drizzle my jizzle on yo mizzles tizzles

I fucked your mom and blew my load all over her tits.
You Velma, I just drizzle my jizzle on yo mizzles tizzles!
by Prof. Stinkbottom October 27, 2004
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damm jizzle

a word to express being surprised during a game of cards
Damm Jizzle, it had to be a king
by himo created this January 27, 2016
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Jizzle

A jizzle is a single squeezed line of a sandwich condiment,usually mayo.

The more jizzles you ask for the more you are judged by your peers.The maximum jizzle capacity is 2 jizzles.
Side cups with extra sauce are acceptable as long as the first 2 jizzles have been used.
Ex;
"May I have 2 jizzles of mayo on my footlong please?"
by GirlSarahBearElizabeth January 14, 2021
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Jizzling

The act of jizzing on someone's back and taking a photo of it
Vaibhav, jizzling since Grade 6
by Core group January 18, 2019
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jizzle diddlin

playing with himself
by Issa dick May 8, 2017
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Jizzle

A jizzle is inmate slang for someone being extorted in prison. Typically the JIZZLE will be paying weekly commissary (soups, honey buns, chips) to their war daddy, because they are too scared to defend themselves.
Man that boy was a jizzle in prison, he soft as hell!
by KingWarDaddy November 15, 2023
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