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drizzle my jizzle on yo mizzles tizzles

I fucked your mom and blew my load all over her tits.
You Velma, I just drizzle my jizzle on yo mizzles tizzles!
by Prof. Stinkbottom October 27, 2004
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Jizzle

A drizzle of jiz.
Sir can you add a jizzle to my sandwich please?
by ppbutt420 January 26, 2019
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jizzle diddlin

playing with himself
by Issa dick May 8, 2017
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Jizzle fizzle

The act of cumming in to a bottle of Canada Dry at the moment of climax and drinking it afterwards.
“This Canada Dry tastes weird.

That’s because I pulled a jizzle fizzle last night
by Gaylord yessir February 8, 2022
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Jizzle Stain

An arrogant, conceited, immature, male youth who is synonymous with the unsightly and offensive sight of a semen stain.
Don't call that jizzle stain back, he was on top of every girl at the bar.
by Femme noveau October 20, 2010
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Jizzle

A jizzle is a single squeezed line of a sandwich condiment,usually mayo.

The more jizzles you ask for the more you are judged by your peers.The maximum jizzle capacity is 2 jizzles.
Side cups with extra sauce are acceptable as long as the first 2 jizzles have been used.
Ex;
"May I have 2 jizzles of mayo on my footlong please?"
by GirlSarahBearElizabeth January 14, 2021
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