Jewberish

Consistantly giving finacial advice on pocket change.

When I had thrown my penny on the ground, the rabbi was quick to alert me by saying, "100 pennys equal one dollar."

Following that I told him I could not understand what he was saying because it all sounded like jewberish.

by J3$uS January 14, 2008

Jeepers Jackasses

The people who made the "Jeepers Creepers" movies.

I cannot believe a movie could be so dumb, and worse yet they had enough money left over to shit out a sequel.

by minari-naga September 7, 2004

Jesper

Sexy boi that girls like even more then anton !

Please Jesper make me cum!

by andsmash December 11, 2016

Jewery

The term ‘Jewery’ refers to when a bunch of sweats are being intentionally jewish.

Ross you are the CEO of Jewery

Why am I experiencing such jewery.

by Bigniggawithcake May 15, 2020

jesperetic delay

the slight delay before an orgasm

<^_^> man my bf gives off long jesperetic delay lol

by bangc0ck August 21, 2006

Jewdered

The male cat of a jew being newdered

Jody's cat just got jewdered yesterday.

by SexierThanSex December 14, 2010

jesper nansen

Smart, hot, popular, look, smell and has the same package as Johnny Sins.
In general, every girls dream, even tough he were's glasses.

Her: "Girl, did you see that ho guy?"
Her girl friends: "Oh yeah, he looks like a Jesper Nansen!"

by The large package guy October 23, 2017