1. Someone who is incompetent, completely unreliable, and so full of excuses that they should just masturbate for the rest of their pathetic lives.
3. A jack of all trades if all trades were different forms of masturbation
2. Someone who fails at their own life, and also succeeds to suck a little life out of everyone else on their way to nowhere.
1. Someone who indecisively sits on their ass while opportunities come and go until they are finally left with nothing.
3. A jack of all trades if all trades were different forms of masturbation
2. Someone who fails at their own life, and also succeeds to suck a little life out of everyone else on their way to nowhere.
1. Someone who indecisively sits on their ass while opportunities come and go until they are finally left with nothing.
What the fuck is your problem man? We can't count on you for shit anymore you fucking jerk-off artist
by RevelationToRevolution December 28, 2007
by Fredwasright October 07, 2005
by brokenhalo2202 January 04, 2018
The phrase from the YouTuber and Twitch streamer Teo, no one's exactly sure what it means, but it's used to make a strange situation even stranger.
by Sigma5213 July 26, 2017
An expression for over-doing something, doing more work than is necessary to complete a task, or the general idea of using an ass-backwards method to achieve a relatively simple goal.
by maxflight June 17, 2010
In today's world, anyone can make up a holiday (i.e., Kwanzaa).
It has thus been declared that from this day on, April 2 will be known as National Jerk Off Day. Males of all ages should beat off on this day to their dick’s content! (Just because they can)
It has thus been declared that from this day on, April 2 will be known as National Jerk Off Day. Males of all ages should beat off on this day to their dick’s content! (Just because they can)
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009
by Mikedakwik February 28, 2008