Jenner

The name given to someone who uses semen as a moisturiser.

You can tell by his smooth skin that he's a bit of a jenner!

by Big8oy August 16, 2019

Jenner Bending

1. (verb) When someone actively pursues being someone or something they're not.
2. (verb) The act of being disingenuous.

Enough of the Jenner Bending bruv. Face it, your a white kid from the suburbs. You not allowed to rap.

by TheRealSimonSays April 26, 2016

Kylie Jenner

Kylie Jenner is a celebrity that has gotten a lot of attention since she has given birth to her first child and daughter, Stromi Webster, with boyfriend Travis Scott ! She is known for being a star in the reality show named Keeping up with the Kardashians and her own show named Life of Kylie. She also has her own cosmetic line named Kylie Cosmetics and has a fashion line with her older sister Kendall Jenner which is Kendall + Kylie.

Kylie Jenner gave birth to her daughter in February 1, 2018!

by #gossipqueen March 16, 2018

mircea jenner

A kind of perfection used in the famous teen group Offtopic

He s soooo mircea jenner

by mjenner January 16, 2017

Luke Jenner

The most badass guy you’ll ever meet he’s a cowboy beer drinking S.O.B. He knows how to sweet talk the lady’s. Drinks coors light and Budweiser and kills big bucks. He hates faggots and will tell you what he thinks about you even if you go jump off a cliff after it. He’s an athlete and a half, the only thing he can’t do is dunk cuz he’s not a nigger. But he dose shit the right way and if he’s sorry about something he damn sure means it. I want to be a Luke Jenner. Luke Jenner pulls puss and take names and will spit them out whenever the fuck he wants.

I want to be like Luke Jenner. He’s a solid guy

by Luke Jenner February 21, 2019

Jennered

adjective, past-tense.

1. To run someone over or hit another car. Also used to describe the events of being T-boned in an intersection.

2. Earning an award you probably didn't deserve.

"Shut up, Timmy. You jennered that 1st place trophy."

1. "I was crossing the street until I was jennered by that dick in the silver Prius."

2. "Shut up, Timmy. You jennered that gold medal."

by diabeticLife March 4, 2016

Jennered

Popular phrase used in Eastern European countries to describe a cold foggy morning, with an unexpected twist. As the sun rises over the luscious maples on the hillside, the suns reflection off the dew ridden leaves causes an illusory affect on the human optic nervous system. One spot in particular yields the strongest mirage. The Carpathian mountain range that travels through Romanian is the tourist capital of Romanian, as well as a mecca for Kris Jenner followers and fans alike. Natives claim the effects of the suns rays on a spring morning resembles the feeling of being starstruck when the brain perceives the mirage to be true. This effect causes one to believe they are seeing the face of Kris Jenner, just inches away from their own. Scientists were unable to provide any conclusion in their research as to why this effect occurs, other than the obvious: everyone loves the Kardashians!

Wendell "You look like you had a good night last night!"

Chaz "I woke up early to watch the sunrise."
Wendell "Dude, I think you're jennered. You better go home and sleep it off! You're in no condition to take an examination!"
Chaz "I know, but its finals week!"

by JackieRobert'sSon January 26, 2014