Maaria Jesus is the most amazing person youll ever meet, and one of the few people that will stay with you no matter what. Shes is a gorgeous girl who by first glance looks kinda bitchy but as you get to know her that thought gets out of your head, very close to her family and friend members so if you do anything to them a Maria Jesus will fuck you up.
-Omg did you see what Maria Jesus did to the boy yesterday.
-Yeah i saw he got fucked up.
- Basically he staryed talking shit about her family
-Yeah i saw he got fucked up.
- Basically he staryed talking shit about her family
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by Toprymin February 8, 2017
Get the Cheeto Jesus mug.1) Someone who uses a non-Gregorian timescale
2) Someone who rejects the common 'Anno Domini' basis of chronology
2) Someone who rejects the common 'Anno Domini' basis of chronology
Greetings - My name is Jebuiz y'har. If my calculations are correct, you should be receiving this transmission in the year 2013 AD. It amuses me that you used to calculate your dates in relation to the life of an ancient man. You see, we have a slightly different timescale. But to make things simple, I am writing from the year 49,170 AD.
by BigCow1 November 13, 2013
Get the Jebuiz y'har mug.Nickname referring to Kira Yamato of the anime series' Mobile Suit Gundam SEED and Mobile suit Gundam SEED Destiny; particularly the latter.
The reason being that Kira Yamato as the main protagonist for most of Destiny was omnipotent. Kira would fly into any ongoing battle with his Mobile Suit (Robot) Freedom Gundam and own every other unit. Along with many other plot and design flaws of the series, Jesus Yamato's onesidedness made the series unwatchable for many.
The reason being that Kira Yamato as the main protagonist for most of Destiny was omnipotent. Kira would fly into any ongoing battle with his Mobile Suit (Robot) Freedom Gundam and own every other unit. Along with many other plot and design flaws of the series, Jesus Yamato's onesidedness made the series unwatchable for many.
Who is the best Gundam pilot?
A: Kira Yamato hands down.
B: Another vote for Jesus Yamato you gundam seedlings - my vote's for Amuro Ray!
A: Kira Yamato hands down.
B: Another vote for Jesus Yamato you gundam seedlings - my vote's for Amuro Ray!
by The hardest button to button February 5, 2010
Get the Jesus Yamato mug.Refers to Jagermeister. More specifically, the courage or feelings of invincibility that can accompany consuming Jagermeister. One feels more "Godlike".
by drew buryme June 12, 2009
Get the jesusmaker mug.A naive individual who makes an attempt to signal virtue, but fails miserably since he/she does not have the foggiest what the issue is all about. Word is bastardized from the French 'Je suis Charlie' which became an online slogan following the Charlie Hebdo attack. Suddenly everyone used the hastag 'Je suis Charlie', without any understanding of what had happened, without knowing the translation of the French phrase and under the impression that Charlie Hebdo was a baguette seller and mime artist in the heart of Paris.
Smiddy: Did you see my 'Pray For Notre Dame, Paris - Texas' profile picture frame on Facebook? The Muslims burnt the place to the ground. Go on and put a like on my picture, and share it with your friends.
Bolimaga: You fucking Jesus Charlie!
Bolimaga: You fucking Jesus Charlie!
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