jealousable

Something that is to be envied

My beard is long, glorious, and jealousable

by 239finest December 13, 2018

JeBari

A thiccc black guy that makes everyone around him laugh, and has a very large pickle

JeBari is a funny guy

by Jkyousuc February 24, 2019

Jebabijibab

A series of events in which the variable differ based on size and/or shape.

Yo, that nigga Malik got the Jebabijibab I heard...

by DeezNuts98 May 2, 2020

don't be jealous of a dead fish

Don't dwell on something long gone or worthless

- Did you see who my ex girlfriend kissed?
- Oh come on, don't be jealous of a dead fish!

by trippy trip February 27, 2023

jealous hoe

A jealous hoe is someone who constantly creeps on their boyfriends exes instagrams.

Dakota: Christi, why did ____'s girlfriend like your Insta pic from 30 weeks ago?
Christi: because she's a jealous hoe

by Chrust September 3, 2016

Jealousy

The feeling you experience when someones dog is cuter than comprehension

"Have you seen Alicia's dog Scooby?"
"Man when I see Scooby I get a feeling of jealousy"

by Jealousofscooby September 25, 2019

jealous-loser

some one who craves to be like another being who obviously possesses superior life handling capabilities. Jealous-losers can often not hold their breath as long, dance as well or even tie their own shoes. Often found in groups with similar opinions dress styles and bad hair. Have an aversion to free thinking and success, usually work in discount outlets as toilet cleaners or decide to work from home.

"help me raise money to give a jealous-loser a new home"
"that jealous-loser wont feel a thing, its better this way (injection administered)"

by Maximum Leebee May 25, 2003