Jean Claude Van Damme 

"Muscles From Brussels"

Van Damme is the biggest pimp on the face of the earth

Jean Claude Van Damme by vandammelovesyou November 30, 2004

jean stone 

When both hands are already full of Keystone Light, a clutch Stone is placed in the back pocket of the jeans for later enjoyment.

Dude I'm all out of Stones. *Feels back pocket* Wait a minute, JEAN STONE!

jean stone by iamtheprofit November 5, 2011

Jean Warrior 

Someone wearing a jean jacket with jeans, or a jean shirt with jeans, either way its gross.

Frank I see you decided to be a jean warrior today, well i guess it's better than your pea coat.

Jean Warrior by melloyello19 May 18, 2009

jean-claude van dam you fine 

n. root cowchair: a girl so incredibly hot that you have no choice but to approach her and say "Jean-Claude Van Dam You Fine!" like Will Smith. A step above cowchair in the car.

Guy: "Jean-Claude Van Dam you fine!"
Girl; "Take me!"

jean-claude van dam you fine by Porkbutter April 15, 2007

jean benet 

The vagina of an adult woman that has been shaved so that when seen isolated looks like the vagina of a seven year old girl.

Not sure why women think shaving their pubic hair complete off is sexy. I guess they are going for the Jean Benet look. Maybe their boyfriend likes them young, if you know what I mean...

jean benet by dehubb133 October 15, 2008

jean-string 

a g-string made of jean material.

lauren's jean-string was tucked into her shirt, but it was almost camouflaged by the jeans she was wearing.

jean-string by kelseyelizabethh April 19, 2010

Jean-Claude God Damn 

An exclamation one yells out when, upon turning on the telly, you are unpleasantly surprised by the presence of a horrid Jean-Claude Van Damme movie.

"Jean-Claude God Damn! I give one lousy thumbs up to a Chuck Norris flick, and now my Tivo is infested with this asshole!"

"Jean-Claude God Damn! If they rerun Timecop one more time I'm going on a killing spree"

Jean-Claude God Damn by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009