jude shit

When you make an excuse to take a fat ‘shit’ for five hours during marching band.

Alex- “where’s Jude?”
Nick- “Probably taking a Jude shit”

by VulpineDoge September 29, 2018

Jude Bellingham

Jude Bellingham is the most sexiest and handsome i want to suck his bbc down my throat and give him the most sloppiest sexy scene

Jude bellingham is cute

by msgirlypoo February 18, 2023

Jude the Prude

The opposite of 'Merv the Perv', a guy that does not have a potty mouth, a guy that isn't into kinky sex, a pussy

P-Phat is no Jude the Prude; he's more of a Merv the Perv!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Jude Dog

A black female dog who acts as a guard dog and barks at intruders with objects such as guns.

That jude dog is an excellent pet and guard.

by idissdb December 13, 2009

jude allizade

someone who likes sucking dick, and is the biggest nitty and bumlick you know

wow is that a jude allizade

yeah i saw him bumlicking charlie last week

by Jude Is A Fucking WasteMan September 25, 2019

Jude green

Jude green someone who sweaters Fortnite but always looks drippy but can beat most people at most sports but eton

Dam Jude green is to hench

by Rona June 5, 2020

Dirty Jude

When performing doggy style, reach around and fish hook your partner with both hands and whisper in their ear "my hot co-worker fucked a lot better then you are earlier tonight" and hold on for the wild ride!

Man did you hear? Crews pulled a Dirty Jude on his girl last night. He came out smiling with a black eye

by Necromidas June 16, 2020