jisms

A very dry and sarcastic statement that is usually meant to create laughter. Usually spoken by Lil' Jimmy via IM, Email or verbal communication.

These Jisms, unfortunately, leave people forgetting to laugh. However, this does not stop Lil' Jimmy on his crusade for the perfect Jism!

by a9 August 5, 2003

Jismslap

Noun. To ejaculate in ones hand and them slap their girlfriend/wife/partners ass with said jizz covered hand.

popularized in 2012 by the comedy sketch show "The Station 2" on youtube.

Hey hun tonight I'm totally going to jismslap you.

Or

dude, you wanna jismslap tonight?

by Pandaman3141 February 20, 2012

j-ism

(Jay-ism) An abbreviation for journalism, either as an academic course or profession. The printed word "J-ism," which closely resembles the word jism is used humorously and may be printed on paraphanalia including polo shirts.

I really enjoyed J-ism today. I love working in "the Pub."

by Perfect10 November 30, 2006

jismslap

When you cum in your hand and slap your girlfriend's ass. It's a loving gesture between two adults.

Dude 1: Guess what bro!
Dude 2: What?
Dude 1: I jismslapped my girlfriend!
Dude 2: Finally!

by ricksterrrbruh March 22, 2012

jismdrink

the jismdrink is were you jizz on someones shoe and put wires on it making it stick on the spod and than making the cunt drink the spooge of the shoe causing them to get electricuted by the wires stuck on the jitler.
Warning: you must be 1 yrs old or over to peform a jismdrink on someone you hate maybe the wife would be fucking good

jimmy peformed his fucking first jismdrink yesturday yes 3 years old hes just like his mother only she has a ribbed dick

by jackroll June 25, 2006

jisms

A suffix indicating an act, a process, the result of an act or a process by Lil' Jimmy, a state; also, a characteristic (as a theory, doctrine, idiom, etc.); as, baptism, galvanism, organism, hypnotism, socialism, sensualism, Anglicism.

by Anonymous August 4, 2003

jismjaws

a name for someone who swallows many loads of semen

Charlise sucked my balls dry, last night. She got angry when I referred to her as jismjaws, so I no longer anticipate getting anymore head from her. I guess I have to start rapping to Yolanda and Theresa instead.

by new haven October 15, 2009