Low Snatch-esteem issues

When a woman thinks her man/significant other is so hot that every person they come across wants to have sex with them.

You have a case of Low Snatch-esteem issues when you feel the need to text or call your spouse non-stop and accuse them constantly of wanting to have sex with every woman they come in contact with.

by Observerdav July 28, 2010

winter skill issue

when your 4090 ti stops acting as a space heater and your hands cool down until you drop from iron to plastic in val

"I didn't even know it was possible to be plastic" - Alice
"haha winter skill issue" - Bob

by TharmalSauce June 24, 2023

Daddy issues

A girl wanting to be submissive and adored by a older guy, who will put her above all others. The sex is kinky, and the dominance irresistible to the male. A girl wanting to be naughty but sweet, just for her daddy :P

You be a good girl for daddy, I will look after all your Daddy issues

by supersupersweet June 30, 2012

tissue issues

The perplexing conundrums that arise from leaving evidence of a recent masturbation session laying about.

Conrad: Holy crap! We've got to go back to the apartment before Pam wakes up, I forgot I left a bunch of used kleenex by the computer!
Farnsworth: Hey, your tissue issues aren't going to make me late to work, Sgt. Spank-o-tron!

by Mr. Softey February 4, 2009

tissue for your issue

See cheese with your whine, but has some stronger implications - namely that the recipient of the comment actually did have it coming, and there is no room to complain, with the implication that the recipient should quit bawling about it for that very reason.

Oh, the IRS is collecting from you after you decided to protest your taxes? Well, then, you want some tissue for your issue?

by ke6isf October 22, 2004

Daddy issues

When you say Happy Father’s Day to your celebrity crush instead of your own dad.

Maybe that’s the definition of daddy issues when you say Happy Father’s Day to your celebrity crush instead of your own dad that you haven’t seen in years. Lol

by girlwithdaddyisusses August 31, 2018

Standard Issue

For something to be standard issue is for it to be completely ordinary, average, nothing special, or unimpressive.

Ordinarily used when someone believes something they did to be amazing when it is in fact very much not.

Yahtzee!
Wow... pretty standard issue.

I'm the millionith visitor!
Sounds standard issue.

by sj_stock November 9, 2012