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Israeli Ceasefire

An agreement that you don't intend to keep, where nobody believes you will keep it, and then you quickly break it and return to the thing you promised to stop doing. All of the time you believe you are under the assumption of a good faith agreement and probably blaming the other party for breaking it.
Dave said that if she cleaned the living room, he'd clean the bathroom. Instead, he bombed the toilet and didn't flush. It was a total Israeli Ceasefire.
by LT Jr March 18, 2025
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Israelies

everything reported by the Israeli media must be justified, whatever it is. regardless of any news, among others. must be eliminated and should not be discussed for more than 2 months
Israelies News : Hamas Raping israeli woman, and they kidnapped a child in gaza.
by Darklight 2023 January 25, 2024
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Israeli

A person who goes into other people’s homes and pretends it’s their home too.
Guy 1: „Bro I just moved all my stuff to my neighbours place 🤣“
Guy 2: „Bro you’re being such an Israeli, you can’t just do that.”
by Flowerthrower January 23, 2024
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Spiritually Israeli

A: "OMG, have you listened to that new Taylor Swift album?!"
B: "The Life of a Showgirl? Yeah, I did. It was spiritually Israeli."
by neznambratle123 November 12, 2025
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Israeli Spiced Cock

When an israeli person smears their genitals with houmous and shoves it in someone’s mouth
by cavelious james June 1, 2022
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Israeli Fire Serpent

The "Israeli Fire Serpent" is a move during sexual intercourse where the man will stick his penis in a full jerry can (oil) and light his said penis on fire in which the woman will put it out with her juices.
Bonqueque - "dayum i wish i had a girlfriend. Whats sex like?"

Lindsey - "Oh its amazing! Me and Albert did the Israeli Fire Serpent"
by Israelifireserpent212 January 12, 2022
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Spiritually Israeli

Something that is in poor taste, usually because it's from a standpoint of excessive wealth and social status or extremely bloodthirsty.
Person 1: Dude look at that Mall Kiosk full of AI generated art of Gorillas dressed like Jared Leto's Joker.

Person 2: Eugh! That's so tacky! It's like Spiritually Israeli!
by TazmilyGum September 17, 2025
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