infosationalism

A journalistic method that is characterized by reporting information with excessive sensationalism.

The rise of infosationalism is causing this country to believe anything they hear on the news.

by Doctor WTF October 17, 2021

Intonation

The sing-song noises that you make when you talk. They can add some or all of the meaning to what you're saying, such as when you're being sarcastic.

I thought that jerk was being serious when he called me a stupid idiot until I realized from his intonation that he was being sarcastic.

by Lawless Lucy Levittown November 11, 2022

Muscle Inflation

The peak of a workout where your pumped and can't move your arms. It feels like your biceps are balloons.

Arnold Schwarzenegger says muscle inflation feels like cumming with a woman.

by SageExtreme October 16, 2010

Crunchy Isolation

When you eat something crunchy and it's so loud in your head that you are unable to hear what anyone around you is saying. This may be intentionally used as a manner of shutting out the world or simply an unfortunate consequence of cacophonous cuisine.

Teacher: "Can you answer this question?"
Student: "My apologies, I was in the throes of crunchy isolation. What was your question again?"
Teacher: "Who wrote Fed 51?"
Student: "Maybe I should have stayed in my crunchy isolation..."

by f091993 November 20, 2010

maturity inflation

The increase of the average age to achieve basic financial independence over time. It is similar to currency inflation in that a certain number in one decade is not as valuable in a latter decade.

Maturity inflation rates may vary based on national origin, culture, socioeconomic status, gender, etc.

Back in the 50's, people were adults when they turned 18. In the 90's it was 27, but now days you aren't really an adult until 30. Maturity inflation is a bitch.

by White Egret November 3, 2015

Ukrainian Inflation

When you nut in them so hard that they inflate, just like a balloon. They expand, up until they pop. When they pop, an explosion of semen spreads across a 10 foot radius.

"Mommy, I want a balloon!"
"Your father did too, he almost popped me with the Ukrainian Inflation."

by Nut_meme March 26, 2017

Sacred Inflation

When having anal sex with your partner you pull out a cross, you then proceed to peg yourself with the cross until your rectum swells due to damage. With your swollen rectum you make your partner suck on it. Whilst doing so you proceed to spunk on a bible and hit your partner with the spunk and bible whilst saying justice has been served. The God Has Blessed us all.

Jenna what happened to your face its all swollen.
Oh Felix and i tried the sacred inflation it was amazing.

by Qxl April 5, 2020