Dog induced chlamydia

Sexual intercourse with pets, including dogs, can cause this

Did you hear about Noah Riffle? Yea he licked his dogs butt and got dog induced chlamydia

by Donkeytoot August 19, 2022

Induc

Executable file virus that adds its malicious code in to the Delphi library files thus adding itself to the compilation process

Induc of Lovepress caused hybrid Strangelove.

by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

drug induced baby

This is when people on drugs get together and are so wasted they don't know their own name let alone the person they are having sex with at the moment. Nine months later they are scanning the town with paternity test. After the hunt they find the name of the guy so they can complete the name on the birth certificate. They also get a chance to introduce themself and the baby to the guy, Finally.

Did you know that's her third drug induced baby? They've got to get a rehab for that.

by legitimate life August 16, 2011

Minecraft Induced Psychosis

When you play Minecraft for so long you start to disconnect from reality.

Dave:"I've been playing Minecraft for so long I forgot how the real world works bruh"
Dave #2: "You got Minecraft Induced Psychosis man"

by Notawdew606 i promise January 20, 2021

Sticker Shock Induced MI

Sticker Shock Induced MI is the heart attack one has after seeing how much something costs.

Terry: Hey Susie, i just got my Obamacare plan cost estimate, want to see?
Susie: Sure, how much?
Terry: For me and the wife, only $950 per month.
Susie: Owwww! I just had a Sticker Shock Induced MI!

by ReaperB November 5, 2013

Phase-inducing

When told something really shocking/exciting, it makes you have a spas attack, or phase.

Person 1: Aliens have landed!
Person 2: (screams) Wow, phase-inducing!

by Moose15 October 16, 2008

Politically Induced Psychosis

A powerful detachment from reality caused by obsessively reading politically charged conspiracy theories, and generally believing anything said by certain pundits who often pass off obvious falsehoods as truth. The primary characteristic is being susceptible to fervently believing extremely outlandish claims which are easily disproven by a simple Google search.

"Did you hear? They actually believe schools are installing litter boxes for students who identify as furries!"
"I know. It's Politically Induced Psychosis."

by NoxMelo March 25, 2022