3rd and inches

The day before your girlfriend, mistress, step-sister, step-mom, teacher, babysitter, neighbor, best-friends mom, etc. goes on her period so you have to meet up for sex that night before her flow begins and you go into 4th down territory and have to punt til the following week.

Patrick: Hey, John, Peter, Matthew, Mark and I are going to check out the new bar that opened in campus town last week you down to join us?
Steve: Shit! Sorry man! Susy's on 3rd and inches tonight so I've got to meet up with her tonight before her pussy goes into dark territory and her signal goes out for the next week or so.
Patrick: Awww, no problem man...I totally understand. Play ball!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021

one inch pinch

a small penis, usually found on guys who are assholes

my friend Scott B. has a one inch pinch

by YOURE MOM July 22, 2006

1 inch

small penis

I hear he's sporting a "1 inch"!

by Ryan May 5, 2003

Two-Incher Pincher

Someone who has a two inch dick, thus having to pinch it to masturbate

Michael has a two-incher pincher because he thinks his hot shit at Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2 and has prestiged 4 times. Ohh yea and don't forget the fact his dad randomly beats the shit out of him with his belt while Michael is trying to prestige 5 times on Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2.

by 752002729 January 19, 2010

Itchy anus syndrome

The feeling you get when you take a shit that requires a lot of wiping only to realize that it wasn't quite good enough, thus the itchyness of the anus,or itchy anus syndrome (IAS).

I took me a good shit earlier, but after walking a bit I realize I've developed a case of itchy anus syndrome (IAS.)

by Elmo Blatch April 22, 2017

Itchy Date

An itchy Vagina

Craig: What's up with you?
Patricia: I had it away with Keith and now I've got an itchy date!
Craig: You'd better get that checked!

by BiffTastic March 4, 2019

incheb

in arabic, incheb means to “ shut up”

incheb ya ebn el khara

by guessssshahahahahahah November 3, 2021