flesh rod

term describing penis

'bend over and i'll stick my flesh rod in yo' ass'

by Luke Webber May 17, 2005

Flesh Lasagna

Garfield's favorite type of lasagna. Likes to put his feline dick in that nice pussy. Flesh lasagna is the best kind of pussy.

Garfield - MMM YES FLESH LASAGNA
JON - No Garfield thats my wife!

by JONmrGarfield September 6, 2019

flesh outlet

When the participating male creates static friction on a thick rug whilst wearing socks and nothing else, then proceeds to engage in sexual intercross with the participating party(male or female).

Dude last night I left my socks on during sex and accidentally had a flesh outlet! My girl was so pissed!

by kins.webb February 2, 2015

fuck-flesh

The body of a sexy, promiscuous woman of low intelligence.

Jill may be as dumb as a box of rocks, but that sexy slut's body is definitely prime fuck-flesh.

by ESB43 June 6, 2018

flesh net

When you stretch your scrotum into a bowl and catch all of the shower water into it, then fling your genitalia outward to launch the water.

Tim: Dude I just made the biggest flesh net the other day, I totally drenched my hot cousin.
Andy: Fuck yeah! How much would you say it was?
Tim: A good five fluid ounces
Andy:Oh shit dude, that's sick!

by Ass Gargler January 28, 2014

Flesh Flute

Penis

Adrian plays the most beautiful tune on the flesh flute

by ProsserlosMoustrous November 15, 2016

Flesh and Blood

From Shakespeare's Hamlet this term means 'one's family'. Your brother, sister, mom or dad would be your own flash and blood.

If you dare touch my flesh and blood, I will bring my hammer down on you like Thor gone berserk.

by papermachete December 28, 2005