iToddler

Someone with a decent job in a first world country able to afford Apple devices and so they use Apple devices and join the Apple cult.

This term is often used on sites like 4chan by poor people to roast Apple users who are too busy having sex to care.

Anon: I broke my iPhone screen and took it to the Apple store and they wanted to charge me $400 to get it fixed
Anon: iToddler btfo

An iToddler I know btfo himself when he smashed his itoy when it fell out his pocket while he performed complex neurosurgery for $500 an hour. And not only that he's now wasting money on a newer version!

by Based Chad April 5, 2020

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itoro

When you cum in your homie's grandma as revenge for him Nutting in your cereal with your eyes closed.

I'm so sorry for the Itoro, I should have know you were just Pauling

by mapson September 17, 2017

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itoot

The accidental audible release of flatulence while listening to one’s iPod, resulting from the device’s interference with one’s ability measure ambient sounds.

She was mortified to realize that the boy she had a crush on heard her itoot on the bus.

by Princess of Putrescibles February 23, 2009

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itoif

I Thought Of It First!

itoif means; if someone else has said something but you thought of it before they said it.

by ZIG-ZAG 23 May 18, 2011

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ITOE

Acronym that stands for: in the Obama economy. It is a reference to the economy of the United States of America during Barack Obama's presidency. It is used exclusively in a negative sense, as the economy during Obama's presidency sucks, and living with it feels like receiving a cockmeat sandwich.

Normally standing outside a KFC in a chicken suit is a bad job, but not ITOE.

by Slick Willy! November 27, 2012

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