Israel

Is a man that loves skibiti toilet to the ends of the earth

You're such an Israel.

by Isthismyhandle May 1, 2024

Israel

An apartheid-nonexistent state that stole the land of Palestine by force in 1948. Israel is not a state, it is simply a term used by zionists to use a group of Jews and their emotions for their (Zionists') personal gains, perhaps the 500 billion dollar gas in Gaza (gas-a).

Israel is not real. Israel dehumanizes innocent children and white people in the USA. Israel thinks that all of humanity is to serve the zionists only.

by urbangurl4life November 29, 2023

Israeled

Stealing something that isn't for you, and then play the victim 7/24, oh also to remain everyone about fake genocides that happened to your kind in the past like the Holocaust.

Person 1: dude, Israel israeled Palestine.
Person 2: dude, did you forget what happened in the Holocaust, again?
Person 1: yeah, because it's fake.

by The Ununderstandable January 26, 2024

Israeled

Taking something that belongs to someone else.

This is the most common definition. It refers to claiming ownership of something that isn't yours, often through force or manipulation.

After the group project, everyone else did most of the work, but John ended up taking all the credit and basically Israeled the whole grade.

by SlangCity April 7, 2024

Israeled

When someone starts a major fight with you and then gets others to blame you for fighting back.

I was just walking down the street and out of no where he punched me in the face; I hit him back a few times, and then police appeared and he got them to charge me with assault. I was Israeled.

by bill3733 December 26, 2023

Israeled

When you live somewhere, and it suddenly knocks on your door and it's some idiot who thinks they can just take everything you own and murder you after without any consequences. And they apparently actually can.

"They took my home and killed me"
"Ahh yes, You've been Israeled"

by Dr. Palestine January 25, 2024

Israel

The most wonderful and amazing man anyone could ever ask for. He is the very definition of perfect. He is the best in the bedroom hands down.

Have you met Israel?

by Sweetpsycho97 April 26, 2025