Things that feels like something that was produced/created by an Israeli or jewish person but has no actual connection to both.
by charlixcx_x November 26, 2025
Get the Spiritually Israeli mug."Spiritually Isreali" describes something that is in poor taste and so widespread, trendy, or "normie" to the point of it becoming kitschy and generic. Usually such things are made to appeal to the widest possible audience. It isn't directly connected to the actual state of Israel or popular things there.
Examples include:
-Dubai Chocolate
-Labubus
-Those Instagram drawings where they don't draw the persons facial details
-Meaningless paintings, just made to look "cool" and etc.
A common synonym to describe such a thing is "Dubai", both meaning generic, tacky.
Examples include:
-Dubai Chocolate
-Labubus
-Those Instagram drawings where they don't draw the persons facial details
-Meaningless paintings, just made to look "cool" and etc.
A common synonym to describe such a thing is "Dubai", both meaning generic, tacky.
"Hey, dude! Check out this cool drawing of a lion with lightning coming out of it's eyes!"
""hello i am from israel and this is my art" ahh 💀😭"
"What the fuck are you talking about."
"idk its kind of Spiritually Israeli"
""hello i am from israel and this is my art" ahh 💀😭"
"What the fuck are you talking about."
"idk its kind of Spiritually Israeli"
by kalash_smurdi December 13, 2025
Get the Spiritually Israeli mug.Something that doesn’t feel real and soulless. The act of when something feels inauthentic but is popular and exaggerated.
“I don’t want to go to dubai.. it feels spiritually israeli”
“Wearing colored contacts feels spiritually israeli”
“Capital one cafe feels spiritually israeli”
“Wearing colored contacts feels spiritually israeli”
“Capital one cafe feels spiritually israeli”
by theinformedriri December 22, 2025
Get the Spiritually Israeli mug.An agreement that you don't intend to keep, where nobody believes you will keep it, and then you quickly break it and return to the thing you promised to stop doing. All of the time you believe you are under the assumption of a good faith agreement and probably blaming the other party for breaking it.
Dave said that if she cleaned the living room, he'd clean the bathroom. Instead, he bombed the toilet and didn't flush. It was a total Israeli Ceasefire.
by LT Jr March 18, 2025
Get the Israeli Ceasefire mug.Isra is better than everyone else, and she knows it. She is so clever and funny even though people might not think so from their first impression of her. She's always worried about something, but that just helps propel her in life. She has gorgeous long hair and pretty eyes, even though she doesn't think so. If you find an Isra don't let her go.
dude #1: omg are you friends with Isra
dude #2: no she seems shy
dude #1: she is but she's really nice and super funny I think you'd like her
dude #2: no she seems shy
dude #1: she is but she's really nice and super funny I think you'd like her
by ur.moms.stanky.breath92 November 23, 2021
Get the Isra mug.A burrito consisting of mostly Mediterranean left overs that is then warmed up inside of the vagina. The marinating process adds a delectable zest to an otherwise bland concoction. Add cheese and use rectum for heating and it becomes a polish enchalada
I plan on getting so drunk tonight that I'll let a street walking hooker give me an Israeli burrito.
by LovingLifeSince83 April 2, 2023
Get the israeli burrito mug.Also known as "The Mortar", the Israeli Cock Rocket is a form of jacking off in which the subject nuts in a vertical uncoordinated fashion. To perform the Israeli Cock Rocket, the masturbator must be lying supine. Shortly before cumming (IE: while edging) the masturbator primes their dick with a crescendo of strokes which results in built up pressure. This increased pressure ensures the cum does not gently flow out of the dick like some pussy volcano but rather it shoots out in a chaotic unorganized fashion and most importantly gets some altitude. While cumming the masturbator must relax all other muscles in the body and work alongside their cock to ensure they and their member are on the same team. If performed properly, the load will be shot high enough to gain altitude and end up somewhere that may surprise you. Some very common places for the cum-load to end up include keyboards, phones, your face, your mother's picture, your family dog, the Pentagon and if you really know how to charge your load, maybe even a Palestinian village!
Counselor: So what brings you in today?
Johnny: Mom caught me doing the Israeli Cock Rocket
Counselor: I see, so you support genocide of sperm cells?
Johnny: What?!! NOOOOOOO
Counselor: I'm afraid the only way I can help you is CBT
Johnny: Cognitive Behavioral Therapy?
Counselor: What's that?
Johnny: Mom caught me doing the Israeli Cock Rocket
Counselor: I see, so you support genocide of sperm cells?
Johnny: What?!! NOOOOOOO
Counselor: I'm afraid the only way I can help you is CBT
Johnny: Cognitive Behavioral Therapy?
Counselor: What's that?
by keemstar the memestar June 7, 2024
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