Iraqi Massage

1. Joe's price of admission into a cult.
2. Andrew's second income.
I'll take another Iraqi Massage please. Its lonely and I need to get the sand out of my peen
by BackwardsRetard April 13, 2023
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Iraqi Eviction Notice

1. Any shotgun used by the US Military (i.e. M1014, Mossberg M500 Series, M26 MASS or Knight's Armament Company Masterkey) that is used for door breaching, and subsequentially room clearing in Urban Environments

2. A large sledgehammer/battering ram/APC that is capable of knocking down doors or gates in order for infantry to gain access to said building.
SSgt: "Private Daniels, what you got there?"
Pvt Daniels: "New M26 MASS, Staff Sergeant. Thing is an Iraqi Eviction Notice."
*laughing*
by GiganticFatCat October 21, 2019
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Iraqi Extraction

I·ra·qi ex·trac·tion
/iˈräkē, ikˈstrakSH(ə)n

Verb

(1) When you urgently need to shit at a girls/ guys house before sex. Similar to a secretive military extraction, you must somehow forge your way into safety without leaving a trace.
Person A: “she wanted to shower with me but I had to play it off because I was trying to pull an Iraqi extraction

Person B: “tufff”
by SaxsSixth December 22, 2022
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Iraqi Ginger Mongrel

When you exceed 5 blunders in a game of chess with a friend on chess.com.
"Dude I got 7 blunders this game."
"Nathan, you're such an Iraqi Ginger Mongrel."
by Old Spice Muncher June 07, 2023
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Iraqi Republic

The second name of Ba'athist Iraq. The Iraqi Republic dissolved due to corruption, brutality and economic sanctions.
The Iraqi Republic was founded by Saddam Hussein, who was the founder of Ba'athist Iraq and its ideology.
by ReliantandProposterous August 22, 2022
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Iraqi Butt Disease

Severe Diarrhea that can also come with extreme nausea, shivers, and fatigue.
My buddy can't come tonight he's got that Iraqi butt disease.
by Joseph Beef December 29, 2017
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Iraqi Toboggan

While performing anal penetration, as he/she is sliding down your member, and you are in the process of ejaculating, she/he farts, but you ride it out while yelling “Allah Akbar!!!”
Dude, that Iraqi Toboggan won me the gold last night!
by Eric Donovan December 15, 2020
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