an intense short, fat 200 pound kid who rocks back an fourth annoying everyone who comes in their way. Most kids below the age of 10 come to the disease know as the IPad kid disease. Most people are annoyed by an iPad kids existence. An iPad kid gets most of their exercise by typing all day in their greasy ipad and whines to their mother to buy an oculus to became a monster, a greasy ipad kid and a gorilla tag kid.
Greasy IPad kid: mom I need a new iPad it only costs 29.56 dollars because I crushed it with my sheer weight of my body.
Mother: I hate these greasy iPad kids.
Mother: I hate these greasy iPad kids.
by quanlingling_finglemingle May 11, 2022
Get the greasy ipad kid mug.Fucking stinking fat fingered maccies poo smelling freak typically called Ollie highly fat like a bowling ball he doesn’t fall down the stairs he rolls and sets of Richter scale level 12 when he walks.
There was this greasy iPad kid playing cut the rope on the iPads at maccies leaving his disgusting trail of wet stinking finger juice all over the public iPads like a shit Jackson pollock painting he tried killing himself definitely won’t be playing cut the rope again. Only cuz he tore the ceiling fan down
by Family orgy time August 26, 2023
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"Dude, this porno sucked! I didn't see her tits until 10 minutes in. I was dieing of an-tits-ipation.
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Get the an-tits-ipation mug.When horny parents give their iPad to their little baby (who doesn't otherwise get it), so as to distract the baby enough to engage in copious amounts of unnatural sex. This is commonly observed in the West, and in several wealthy Indian households. In middleclass households, the iPad may be substituted with wooden or plastic toys, although they are not as effective as distraction devices.
Father: "Give the baby the iPad". Mother: "Baby, here's the iPad". Baby's happy. Mother slides away to have sex with the father.
by SemanticRealist August 7, 2017
Get the Give the baby the iPad mug.An entirely useless product for Apple to make a quick cash-in out of drooling iFanboys. It is a bulky, overpriced gadget that serves practically no purpose other than a waste of space and $840.
Steve Jobs: The iPad will revolutionize life as we know it! Not only does it have the advanced technology of the iPod Touch, but it's three times larger!
iFanboy: I think I stained my pants!
The typical College Confidential user: I got 5's on all 31 AP exams I've taken, 800 on every subject test, and a 2400 on my SAT. I'll buy one of these for use in whatever HYPSM school I decide to attend.
Christian Weston Chandler : (sigh) When my monthly tugboat comes in the mail, I'll buy one of these! I have all the Salvation Army clown shirts and microwavable mac and cheese to last a lifetime, so this is a good investment. This will give me an attractive boyfriend-free woman for sure!
iFanboy: I think I stained my pants!
The typical College Confidential user: I got 5's on all 31 AP exams I've taken, 800 on every subject test, and a 2400 on my SAT. I'll buy one of these for use in whatever HYPSM school I decide to attend.
Christian Weston Chandler : (sigh) When my monthly tugboat comes in the mail, I'll buy one of these! I have all the Salvation Army clown shirts and microwavable mac and cheese to last a lifetime, so this is a good investment. This will give me an attractive boyfriend-free woman for sure!
by DoubleDare July 7, 2010
Get the iPad mug.Having an extremely short attention span due to being so overwhelmed by all the cool things you can do on an iPad.
My iPad's giving me iPADD -- I can't concentrate on one feature for more than a few seconds before I have to go check out something else.
by origamian July 7, 2010
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