I’m sorry

I’m guessing that you want me to do something good for now on?

I hope my prison friends don’t think I’m ignoring them. I’ll try to find them and make contact, I think I might have lost a few :(. I will try to make contact with them, I feel really bad now.

I’m sorry

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 10, 2020

I’m confused

I really don’t understand this life it seems so insane

I’m confused

by I can’t stand it anymore January 5, 2021

I’m Sneezing

The term “I’m sneezing” refers to a person emotion. You don’t understand it, you just feel it.

Person 1: “Bro I’m sneezing!”
Person 2: YEEEEAAAHHH

Person 1: “I’m sneezing and crying”
Person 2: “Me too man”

by What The Honk January 23, 2021

I’m sorry

The two single most difficult words to speak in the Modern English language. Whether it is among friends, family, or a romantic individual 85% of people can not say “I’m sorry” when wrong-doing their special one.

Samuel Bestwick: I’m sorry
Straight male: sorry I don’t forgive you Gay Sammy

by Big_dong69420 January 27, 2021

I’m sane

Another way of saying “I’m hip” to agree to something or show interest in doing something.

“This joint got me stoned to the bone”

“Facts bro I’m sane”

by The stoned crackhead April 11, 2021

I’m a shoe

I learned this while talking baby talk to my dog years ago. I’m a shoe is a cute saying for I miss you

I’m a shoe so much

by Gcon94 April 14, 2021

I’m Fine

What your gf says to you when she is straight up pissed at you and is testing to see if you’ll notice. This is a sentence NEVER to be trusted. These two words, if taken seriously, are most definitely the last words you hear from your (now ex) gf.

You: Hey are you okay? I noticed you were a little tense when I was talking to Jennifer today.

gf: Yeah I’m fine.

you: okay that’s great!
(gf has blocked you)

by NoSleepTilBrooke July 14, 2021