I’m a Carrot

Something a cool person says.

Cool Person: Hey bro I’m a fuckin carrot.

In this scenario the cool person says I’m a carrot

by Goat Crap October 31, 2020

i’m fine

i’m really not fine. i’m broken and hurting but don’t want to tell any1 because don’t want them to have to worry or deal with your problems. or i’m seriously mad at you.

“hey baby are you ok?”

“yeah i’m fine”

even sometimes say...

“i love you baby”
“yeah cool ok” -girl who’s lying

by just_spitting_the_truth January 29, 2020

I’m not home

The excuse that chey and I use in order to not give Jenna Galasso homework that she never does.

Jenna: can I have the math
Me+chey: I’m not home

by Lilbabypeep05 February 8, 2019

i’m fine

when someone says "i’m fine", 99% of the time they are really not. you should really call them, text them, or just have a chat with them. they need to talk. doing so will absolutely make their day.

Luke : Yo is everything okay?
Sophie : Oh yeah uh i’m fine...
Luke : No i know you’re not i’m going to call you.

by lolzies13 September 7, 2020

I’m Cold

Said by a girl when she wants your hoodie

Girl: I’m cold (I want to wear your hoodie because I like you dumbass)

by Gainthefinggrain December 31, 2018

I’m fine

The word people tell there friends or family to hide the fact that they’re crying at night because they can’t do it in front of people because they don’t want people to think their weak. They say “I’m fine” because they want to be the strong friend people go to for advice and make if them feel happy if their feeling depressed.

Friend: Are you ok?
Me: yea I’m fine.
Friend: oh ok.
Me:so what’s wrong?

by Alexis18 July 1, 2019

I’m done.

To be fed up and mad about something, like they made a point when no one asked for Their opinion. Another way of being mad about something

Fred “Really!? You wore that yesterday.”
maddy “I’m done.

by Ban campus life January 7, 2020