Howler Monkey

"TheOatmeal" online comics
"That guy who calls a meeting to avoid doing actual work. He never shuts up, challenges every opinion and opens just about EVERYTHING up for debate. He thinks he's helping but he's really just mindlessly shrieking into the jungle"

Person 1: Shit we have a meeting today at five with that ass hole Jim
Person 2: Oh you mean that Howler Monkey?
Person 1: Yup
Person 2: FACK

by Bad_Idea_Fairy January 15, 2015

Hawgleg

A Hawgleg is a southern USA term (particularly GA), for a marijuana cigarette (joint).

Man, look at that Hawgleg he is puffin' on!

by s42b June 22, 2016

HoggleBoggle

A sex joke referring to the men's penis.

1. I am going to suck that HoggleBoggle today!

by Breezehh July 15, 2016

hogglethorpe

a person who hogs your hoes

dumbass 1 : gimme my grill you fucking hogglethrope
hogglethorpe: i dont even know

by niahmorales June 2, 2016

howlett report

The vet's medical-diagnostic statement about the overall health of your prize huntin' hounds.

Backwoods hippie: Well, the vet's howlett report gives my dogs a clean bill of health, so I reckon they're all ready for the spring huntin'-trials.

by QuacksO March 22, 2017

Hoggle

A hoggle is a person who takes offence with you and makes a comment in defence when your original problem had nothing to do with them.

This person is a Hoggle and has nothing to do with the problem at hand.

by DailyWebClicks November 7, 2018

Hoggle noggle

The sound that comes when one is giving head and tries to speak.

Dude that girl last night gave me a hoggle noggle and all I could hear was gurgling sounds

by Whiteymcknighty November 19, 2018