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brown hornet

when you fart in your hand, suck the fart into your mouth, and blow it into someones face. preferably an enemy. see dawn
i gave dawn a brown hornet yesterday. too bad it wasn't a wet fart.
by dawnhata\' October 20, 2003
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hotness

noun, often preceded by "the"

an event, situation, or circumstance that is so unexpected and out of the ordinary that it causes a problem or otherwise uncomfortable environment for which no solution or recourse is readily available or obvious

an event, situation, or circumstance brought about by or made worse by incomprehensible ineptitude
I was hoping for a quiet vacation with my girlfriend, but the hotness found me when I ran into both my wives and my parole officer there.

It was bad enough when the university's e-mail server went down, but they really brought the hotness when the e-mailed everyone telling them that fact.
by nopain00 March 2, 2005
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Hotness Scale

An elaborate way to rate girls that incorporates a variety of aspects included in a woman's attractiveness. The scale is comprised of 3 numbers.

1. The female's hotness number out of 10. (5 is average and should represent the greater majority of women.)
2. Either a 1 or a 0. 1 for doable. 0 for not doable.
3. This number is only given if there was a 0 for the second criterion. This number is the blood alcohol content required to bump the lady up to a 1 on number two.
(Female passes by....)

"I'd give her a 4.6 over 0 over .09 on the hotness scale."
"Dude, really? For me, she's a 5.2 over 1."
"Nah, I'd have to be pretty bombed to mess with that."
by Tahm July 27, 2008
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Hornet

A projectile shoot form a rubber band. Usually just paper, but some times made of paperclips and other metal objects. Hurts and can cause welts. Banned from most schools as weapons.
I just got that kid in the head with a hornet
by ELBENZO April 1, 2008
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Hotnuts

A pre occupied person, so busy their testicles may have actually begun to overheat.
Slow down there hotnuts, tomorrow's another day!
by bobby the assclown May 13, 2005
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Hotness

Hotness = Merith from WoKF. :P

(Sexual attractivness to a certain individual, usually someone with a good looking face and body)
Sarry: Merith, damn you're hot.

or

Your hotness amazes me.
by Merith October 16, 2008
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hornet

An alcoholic mixed drink consisting of sloe gin, peppermint schnapps, and Coke.
A Hornet for the little lady, pard'ner.
by Miss Take December 15, 2003
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