hot pocket

/'hat-'pak-et/ noun
A sexual act in which one squeezes the contents of a "hot pocket" into a vagina, and then proceeds to eat the girl out.

Jack: Dude, I totally hot pocketed this chick last night.
Matt: Thats really nasty man.
Jack: No dude, you have no idea how good it tasted.

by Kevin Mac February 15, 2007

alabama hot pocket

A sex move where one shits into the woman's vagina

Me and this girl last night were doing some kinky shit and then I gave her an alabama hot pocket

by Shaniqua McGee December 17, 2016

Alabama hot pocket

The word your friends told you to search up in class

Hey Luke, look up Alabama hot pocket

by Suc suc August 7, 2017

Holland Hot Pocket

The act of cumming inside a girl, then pulling out, coating the penis in flamable liquid, lighting, and waiting. When it gets nice and toasty extinguish by plunging back in. The heat will warm the inside hence the name, hot pocket.

I was givvin' Sandy a Holland Hot Pocket last week and i didnt get back in fast enough, I still got burns on my penis.

by Cbh1990 November 28, 2014

Toledo Hot Pocket

Shitting into an envelope and mailing it first class to your lover.

When I got home from music trivia, I was pleasantly surprised to see your Toledo Hot Pocket waiting in my mailbox for me.

by FelixTheCat11 April 23, 2018

Winnipeg Hot pocket

Filling a vagina with snow and having intercourse, making it a semeny slush.

J: Cloe is a real bitch
B: Yeah, I just wish I could give her a Winnipeg Hot pocket
J: won't your dick get cold?

B: worth it

by KevinFaun October 1, 2017

lousiana hot pocket

Having sex while chewing tobacco, and spitting on your dick to lube it up

Man Luanne was dryer than a desert last night so I gave her a lousiana hot pocket.

by Chewee May 21, 2016