Horizontal Japs Eye 

An affliction affecting the meatus of ones penis.

A condition wherein as opposed to the usual vertically oriented 'Japs Eye', it has been rotated by 90 or 270 degrees and now lies horizontally.

See medical condition Oculi Horizontalis.

Oh My! His banjo string comes off at the side?!" "Don't worry, he's just got one of them horizontal japs eyes.

Horizontal Japs Eye by drpenisintrigue March 27, 2011

horizontal crab nigga 

a black guy lying on the floor in handcuffs

''what is that''
''that is a horizontal crab nigga m'lord''
-my uncle

horizontal crab nigga by whiteboyshit August 31, 2014

Horizontal Sweep

The horizontal Sweep is when you have a hand gun hold it dow so it is turned and use the recoil of each shot to move the gun to the target and keep firing.

The Russian mafia hitman killed 10 crips using a 9mm and the horitzontal sweep.

Horizontal Sweep by scannerfish December 10, 2004

Horizontal Kabbadi 

A humorous term used to define two people engaging in sexual activity. Kabbadi (or Kabaddi) refers to wrestling in the Urdu language.

"Yo why didn't you pick up the phone?"

"Sorry bro, horizontal kabbadi with Jessica"

Horizontal Kabbadi by Thewhatnot February 6, 2010

Horizontal Mumbo 

Sex engaged on a counter top or similar structure.

I bet you would take an Alabama blacksnake in an alleyway while doing the horizontal mumbo!

Horizontal Mumbo by FartFucker69 March 28, 2015

horizontal runner 

Missionary but with the legs moving in a running motion by who ever is on top

How's about a bit of horizontal runner tonight my darlin

horizontal runner by shooky June 17, 2015

horizontal dustbuster

While performing oral on a woman, of atleast 60 years or older, you blow into her vagina as if you're trying to inflate her like a balloon

Johnny: Hey David what were you doing at my Grandma's place?
David: I was giving her a horizontal dustbuster and now you're wrote out of the will

horizontal dustbuster by jeremy has no brain August 22, 2017