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happy horseshit

"Happy horseshit" is a phrase that describes news releases, speeches and other official language often produced by public relations people that puts the best possible - if often unrealistic - spin on a particular subject. A great deal of happy horseshit is often served up at political rallies, awards ceremonies, and in government and corporate communications in general.
President Bush informed the nation that America was on course to achieve its objectives in Iraq, though most of the viewing public assumed the statement was happy horseshit.
by Jay Holden July 21, 2008
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happy horseshit

Noun: Sentimental nonsense. A way of thinking that is dominated by pleasant generalities. Official double-talk.
Giving valentine's day cards to all your fellow employees is just a lot of happy horseshit!
by Clement Sledge April 16, 2006
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Honies

(huh-knees) - The coalition of ultimitely hot babes, unbeknownst to that of the common man without proper revelation through intense sexual endeavors.
Those honies look rather delectable tonight, with their round buttocks and perky chests; let us not forget the faces gentlemen!
by ManBehindTheScenes August 31, 2010
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honesdale

(Aka heroine highway) Where people go to Walmart for fun, inject heroine for breakfast, and Busch is basically Honesdale water
* sees a guy on the street smoking weed* "oh he must be from Honesdale"
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Lesbie-honest

Term for an obvious lesbian who's not out of the closet yet.
We know your story.... Lesbie-honest.
by Pandamnation May 16, 2012
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To be honest

The crutch of a idiot who uses it to append declarative sentences in order to sound more authoritative.
To be honest, I really have no idea what I'm talking about and use cliches where smarter people use original thought.
by Tom Hefner March 12, 2011
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hose down the horses

1(One) male engaging in intimate acts with 5(Five), or more, homosexual females in a raging sextuplet of passion.
Bill: "One second guys, I gotta hose down the horses"
Bob: "Score!"
Joe: "w00t"
by frenzical July 7, 2009
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