Honkey-Dory

adjective - Slang

When too many white guys (or douche bags) are standing around idiotically in a group and your okay with that

Look at those stupid frat guys over there trying to start a fight club"..."Dude ignore em, everything's Honkey-Dory."

by goes2eleven July 18, 2010

Schrodinger's Honkey

When asians are only POCs when it benefits other POCs.

News: "2 asians were attacked by a white nationalist earlier today, coming only a week after last weeks incident when a stranger attacked an asian woman on the streets."

Bob: "Hey how come they told us what color skin the attacker was today but not last week?"

Kim: "Schrodinger's Honkey man."

by GenderDysphoriaIsAnIllness May 4, 2021

mountain honkey

Backwoods weirdos who play banjos and bang there cousins usually found in Kentucky in canoes with worm dirt in their mouth and penis in immediate family members

That mountain honkey is sleeping with his sister... doesn't surprise me

by CM68W January 5, 2017

honkey cracker

a white person who likes to eat shite (jonathan cocker)

yo bitch you a honkey cracker

by cvhdsfjsdfsd January 26, 2022

doo-honkey

to be happy and sad while moving fast and slow while being confused and extremely clear

She was like sooo doo-honkey and I was like, "no way that doo-honkey was doo-honkey!"

by doo-honkey May 15, 2018

Honkey Burger

When a white man (Otherwise known as a "Honkey"), drops a deuce on a hamburger bun, then offers it as food to a person belonging to a minority group.

The black gangsta at the counter yelled at me to hurry up with his order, so I turned his Big Mac into a Honkey Burger.

by Pointillism November 12, 2010

Honkey Ball

The verbal back and forth between white people when discussing divergent views on an issue.

Chip: Where are Reid and Stanton?

Dianne: There debating a flat tax by the bar.

Chip: We could be here all night. You know how long their honkey ball games can go.

by KevinHarkins April 14, 2009