sherlock holmes 

When a male gets two females to get on their hands and knees with their two asses facing each other. Then the male puts a strap-on on backwards and gets between them both. This drives both women wild and resembles the trademark hat of the worlds most famous detective.

I gave those whores a sherlock holmes.

sherlock holmes by Chip Diggens June 11, 2006

Katie Holmes 

a drastic and abrupt fluctuation to the state of arousal in which a fully erect penis losses all blood flow becoming irreversibly flaccid. Commonly repulisive or offensive behavior such as marrying Tom Cruise can lead to this, at times downright embarrassing condition.

"and then what?"

-"she pulled down her panties."
"annnd then??"

-"I don't want to talk about it bro."
"c'mon, you're killing me. what did she do next?"

-"she grabbed a cereal bowl..."
"OOO..KKK...???"

-"and then she squat over it and took a shit."
"what the fuck?"

-"yeah bro. the smell was awful."
"I can't believe that. That chick is so unbelievably hot. What the hell did you do?"

-"what do you think I did? I put my pants back on and split."
"you didn't even have her give you a hummer or a hand job after sitting through something like that?"

-"dude...she shit some nasty fume filled diarrhea in a cereal bowl 6 inches away from me. No hummer or hand job in the world would have done any good. It was so Katie Holmes bro, that black dude from the Green Mile couldn't have even fixed my wood."

Katie Holmes by kcnca October 3, 2009

katie holmes 

a very Hot Actress who's only 26 use to date and was engaged to chris klein but not anymore. she plays in Dawsons Creek. movies. abandon the gift. go teaching mrs. tingle and disturbing behavior.

Katie Holmes Very Great Actress and hot wish i could Date her if i was rich.

katie holmes by Ratt April 8, 2005

to the left and to the right to the left and to the right holmes.

A nonsensical greeting meaning the person has no need for human sensitivity at that point in the time continuiom and would rather persue a humerous or entertaining conversation and avoid a confrontation of any sort. Or it could reassure someone that you also want this sort of conservation.

Hey bob whats hanging. To the left and to the right to the left and to the right holmes.

to the left and to the right to the left and to the right holmes. by ben claude May 5, 2003

sherlock holmes 

To pull a sherlock holmes, to lay back in a chair and start smoking/ taking drugs.

"Leo came right home from school and pulled a sherlock holmes! I mean, cummon!"

sherlock holmes by Alex Quantashassle May 13, 2005

Cow-Holmes 

A person that dresses half country-western and half urban hip-hop. Most have a bi-polar disorder.

Man, check out Jimmy's sweet cowhide vest over his super FUBU jersey - dude is sporting a serious Cow-Holmes look.

Cow-Holmes by JCone9 August 14, 2003

alexander adam holmes

Xander is an extremely rich and not posh person who enjoys playing copious amounts of halo in his free time. Xander also enjoys complaining about his parents, saying he's not posh and eating his corn raw.

the alexander Adam Holmes was playing halo and gave a big sigh as his friends walked up to the door of the Holmes manor.

alexander adam holmes by vfevfeSDVSFD February 2, 2022