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Hopeless Romantic

A person who is so hopelessly addicted to Love. All he can think about is Love in every thing he comes across.
Came Across a Blog on One Such Guy
diaryofahopelessromantik.blogspot
HR has has not been able to learn about when to stop looking for love even after all these years and encounters, he is such a Hopeless Romantic
by Hopeless Romantik April 30, 2012
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Homeless Hot Pocket

A homeless person takes a dump on the sidewalk and another one pees on it and the one that dropped it picks it up and eats it
Hey joe look at those homeless people doin a Homeless Hot Pocket
by redneck101 November 21, 2013
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hopeless

a person who has no hope with the opposite sex.
vitale is so hopeless. he cant get a break in life.
by eij January 13, 2008
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Homeless Harley

A.K.A. shopping cart. Mostly chrome, won't go fast, and uncomfortable for the passenger.
Hey, there's old Crackhead Bob ridin' his Homeless Harley.
by QLENFG January 21, 2012
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Homeless Calibur

A video game that is like Soul Calibur, but instead of crazy japanese badnass ninja guys (including yoda), this game features warriors of the homeless variety.

Characters:

Martha the cat lady: a lust for feline love borders on the psychotic, but don't tell her that, those pussies have claws. Weapon: cats (1/5 chance of rabies)
Lonely Jim: he's quite lonely, that's why he has a large hatchet. Weapon: hatchet
Mike: driven broke by bad investments, and by never having money in the first place, mike turned to drugs. Weapon: bath salts (1/5 chance to OD)
Yoda: you can't tell me this guy isn't homeless, i mean... look at him. Weapon: lightsaber
Bjord: after he won world's greatest beard, he gambled away his fame and fortune. Weapon: miscellaneous items drawn from his beard.

Join these beloved characters and more in the epic new game Homeless Calibur, where the objective of the game is to get the legendary sock full of shit, which has been said is the key to taking down the government and finally liberating the oppressive nature of the system we have all been condemned to.
Jesus Christ, Homeless Calibur is so goddamn politically incorrect.

Where the fuck is that sock full of shit, Martha keeps raping me with her fucking cats, what a cunt!
by JayBaby June 17, 2013
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Homelessexual

A person who has or commits sexual acts for abplace to live.
They were oing to letbme move in, but some homelessexual is staying there now.
by Flywyteguy November 4, 2018
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homeless

Homeless usually means a person with no home to live in. In many cases the homeless is searching a nice warm place to stay in, especially if there are other people. In Bucharest campus life a homeless means a shithead dude who wanders around in girls' area of the campus and intrudes into random rooms. Often jerks who are prone to do that are named Orlando or Ionut.
Boul ala de Orlando iar a venit aseară la noi in camera și l-am amenințat ca îl udam cu apa fierbinte dacă nu iese din pavilionul fetelor. Frate, e un mare homeless copilul ala!
by red devilish Gucci January 8, 2019
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