Dusty hobo

A dusty hobo is something that you call a turd that has no life and only insults people. They are not called this for a specific reason , it just sounds offensive.

I walked past Brooklyn Garnett on the way to work today, she's a huge dusty hobo.

by Ya bitch 69 420 December 30, 2018

laptop hobo

unemployed people who use their laptops for excessive periods of time, or all day, in a coffee shop because they're too poor for their own wifi

Barista #1 : "That guy in the corner has only bought one latte, and he's been here all day. He's been using the wifi to....... (watch porn, youtube, look for jobs ect.)"

Barista #2 :"Sounds like your classic laptop hobo."

by msdanger92 May 23, 2013

hobo-bro

A bro who is currently in between residences for any reason and is crashing in you're pad and free loading off all your shit.

Trent: Hey Bro, if I blackout tonight can I crash on your couch?

Skyler: Nah man, my old college buddy lost his job and is being a huge hobo-bro at my pad right now.

by ilovelb October 26, 2009

Hobo Drive-By

When you walks past a homeless man who happens to be masturbating, and he proceeds to ejaculate on you.

You: "Holy shit! That hobo just jizzed all over me!"
Friend: "Bro, that was a hobo drive-by..."

by The master batter October 26, 2011

hobo daddy

older father that does not provide child support or morale support to offspring but that sponges off own family of childhood for financial support. Usually lives in tropical zones with no job. Lives on boat family bought for him or with friends until they throw him out.

My son's hobo daddy called and wants to me to send him some money.

by home on the range March 15, 2009

hobo-bath

The act of washing hair, face, arms, and possibly legs (if wearing shorts) in a sink because one is dirty, but pressed for time. Usually done by college students that work (outdoors) during the day and attend class in the evenings. This act is done very quickly when a shower is not an option.

Sorry I'm late. I couldn't get off work. I even had to take a hobo-bath to get here this early!

by Jgnew April 24, 2008

killing hobos

To go out with the intention of drinking copious amounts of alcohol, especially in the company of friends.

C'mon Kristan, lets go kill some hobos.

Who else feels like killing some hobos tonight?

Damn, we killed a ton of hobos last night.

You'll find us out later, killing hobos.

by Dr. B, MD December 29, 2007