Hobo pie

The real hobo pie is a special kind of sandwich. Normally made in the firepit. A cooker with long handles attaches to iron plates (shaped like a small frisbee) on each side, it is attached together at the fire end of the utensil so you can securely close it before putting it in the fire. You place buttered bread in each 1/2 (to cut down on sticking), and between the bread any assortment of food (turkey and cheese, or ragu sauce with cheese and meat). Then close the handles to secure it, and roast it over your campfire. After a few minutes you open it up and pop out your authentic Hobo pie. Very popular in Midwest campsites, especially after late night drinking.

Hey man, are you done with that I need to make my Hobo pie.

Lucky we have two cookers, everyone wants hobo pie.

Bob) Hey what goes in hobo pie?
Fred) A piece of bread on each side, and whatever you want in between.

by Aquaman004 April 14, 2007

Dusty hobo

A dusty hobo is something that you call a turd that has no life and only insults people. They are not called this for a specific reason , it just sounds offensive.

I walked past Brooklyn Garnett on the way to work today, she's a huge dusty hobo.

by Ya bitch 69 420 December 30, 2018

laptop hobo

unemployed people who use their laptops for excessive periods of time, or all day, in a coffee shop because they're too poor for their own wifi

Barista #1 : "That guy in the corner has only bought one latte, and he's been here all day. He's been using the wifi to....... (watch porn, youtube, look for jobs ect.)"

Barista #2 :"Sounds like your classic laptop hobo."

by msdanger92 May 23, 2013

hobo daddy

older father that does not provide child support or morale support to offspring but that sponges off own family of childhood for financial support. Usually lives in tropical zones with no job. Lives on boat family bought for him or with friends until they throw him out.

My son's hobo daddy called and wants to me to send him some money.

by home on the range March 15, 2009

hobo-bro

A bro who is currently in between residences for any reason and is crashing in you're pad and free loading off all your shit.

Trent: Hey Bro, if I blackout tonight can I crash on your couch?

Skyler: Nah man, my old college buddy lost his job and is being a huge hobo-bro at my pad right now.

by ilovelb October 26, 2009

Hobo Drive-By

When you walks past a homeless man who happens to be masturbating, and he proceeds to ejaculate on you.

You: "Holy shit! That hobo just jizzed all over me!"
Friend: "Bro, that was a hobo drive-by..."

by The master batter October 26, 2011

Hobo joe

A hobo mainly founded by portion road. Was found by Nicolas disipalus in the school of sagamore. Hobo Joe is thought to be sexy so a bunch of teens go on hunts to find the glorious human

Nicky: I just saw hobo Joe while coming to school and he touched my booty
Fabrice: damn I'd like to see this sexy man

by BlueVoid April 11, 2019