Hobby

What you tell your friends you do since your real job is embarrassing, even though your hobby is just as embarrassing.

Your friend: What do you do for a living?
In your head: My job? I’m a sewer worker. My hobby...
You: I make puppets!

by BubbleCafe June 8, 2018

Hobby Mouth

When a crackhead is so off their face that they start a fight with with her kid.

Jenny is a hobby mouth

by SteveStevenson February 4, 2023

hobby slobby

Getting head whilst doing crafts, and/or getting head at Hobby Lobby.

I gave my boyfriend a hobby slobby last week in the Hobby Lobby men's handicapped stall.

by CidKnee June 23, 2023

Hobby Horsing

The closest Amish kids can get to being furries.

"Oh sure, Chad totally couldn’t make it to the group project meeting because he was "training" for his next big hobby horsing competition. Must be exhausting... all that imaginary galloping."

by yourmamalovesmemost March 25, 2025

micro hobby

A hobby you spend hardly any time on, but that you claim because you bought the gear.

Bottom says he’s taken up bodyboarding, but it’s just a vacation micro hobby.

by Bottom Ford September 29, 2010

Hobby

Things like crochet, knitting, crafting, collecting, learning, cooking and much more are known as hobby's. people do these things for comfort or passing time.

I Love knitting sweaters for my grandchildren, it's my hobby.

by -XXBUTTERFLIESXX- February 27, 2024

Hobbie dobbie

This is a curse that cause horrible bad luck to mortals

I curse you hobbie Dobbie

I can't believe this hobbie Dobbie
HOBBIE DOBBIE!!!!!

by Jeffery32917 May 28, 2018