Hoarder's Dozen

An unnecessarily large collection of any particular thing

A shit-ton

"My uncle Joe has a hoarder's dozen of toilet paper, it was stacked up in his linen closet, floor to ceiling!"

"I just ate a hoarder's dozen of pancakes."

"I would give a hoarder's dozen just to see him again."

by 14pineapples May 12, 2020

Piss Bottle Hoarder

A Hoarder of Piss Bottles.

A severe alcoholic so lazy that they fill their house with bottles of piss rather than repair their broken toilet.

That dude’s a piss bottle hoarder, I’m not going in there anymore!

by No Mercy May 26, 2025

infloormation hoarder

infloormation hoarder: a person or org who hoards technical information about flooring either by privatizing forums and making people pay for it.

A person who hoards information about flooring in his computer causing cyber-clutter

You can only get into that website if you pay to join the organization, they are infloormation hoarders.

Stephen's got so much infloormation his pc is clogged with cyber-clutter

by hardknees September 05, 2010

Meat hoarder

A girl who tries sleep with every guy, so that other women can't get any of their meat.

Sandy is such a meat hoarder, nobody is getting laid if she is around.

by Sik240sx December 10, 2022

pussy hoarder

One who accumulates and stockpiles pussy for future use.

That friggin' Jessie Stamos crashed the party and in half an hour that pussy hoarder had five phone numbers, including my girl's!

by Phil Diddy February 04, 2014

Hoardering

From both words hoarding and ordering.

The act of hoarding food and necessities, and therefore blocking delivery slots on supermarket online deliveries.

This happened during the pandemic of 2020.

I cannot believe that so many people have been hoardering so much in the last few days, I can't get anything delivered for 3 to 4 weeks.

by Chrisssstoffee September 22, 2020

hoarder

Kaden Ieraci

Kaden Ieraci is a hoarder

by geghashguio April 19, 2022