porn hoarder

Someone who keeps downloading all the porn and even buys extra harddrives to download even more.

Damm that guy just bought 10 * 10TB Drives. He must be a porn hoarder.

by Appel420 November 24, 2019

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pussy hoarder

One who accumulates and stockpiles pussy for future use.

That friggin' Jessie Stamos crashed the party and in half an hour that pussy hoarder had five phone numbers, including my girl's!

by Phil Diddy February 4, 2014

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Hoardering

From both words hoarding and ordering.

The act of hoarding food and necessities, and therefore blocking delivery slots on supermarket online deliveries.

This happened during the pandemic of 2020.

I cannot believe that so many people have been hoardering so much in the last few days, I can't get anything delivered for 3 to 4 weeks.

by Chrisssstoffee September 22, 2020

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hurricane hoarder

Someone who justifies cramming his home full of stuff by saying that it protects his home by weighing it down too much to be blown away in high winds.

Red Green gives humorous lectures about why men like to obtain/save stuff that they never use, but he never mentions the hurricane hoarder as another type of dude who possesses a valid-sounding reason for not re-evaluating. Maybe I should suggest that idea to him.

by QuacksO November 5, 2018

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Hoarder's Dozen

An unnecessarily large collection of any particular thing

A shit-ton

"My uncle Joe has a hoarder's dozen of toilet paper, it was stacked up in his linen closet, floor to ceiling!"

"I just ate a hoarder's dozen of pancakes."

"I would give a hoarder's dozen just to see him again."

by 14pineapples May 12, 2020

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