Someone who justifies cramming his home full of stuff by saying that it protects his home by weighing it down too much to be blown away in high winds.
Red Green gives humorous lectures about why men like to obtain/save stuff that they never use, but he never mentions the hurricane hoarder as another type of dude who possesses a valid-sounding reason for not re-evaluating. Maybe I should suggest that idea to him.
by QuacksO November 5, 2018
Get the hurricane hoardermug. whats up with ya roommates beer bottles of the world collection?
i think he's an alphabetical hoarder.
i think he's an alphabetical hoarder.
by kidla November 10, 2010
Get the alphabetical hoardermug. A Hoarder who hoards bottles of piss all over their house due to complete dysfunction and unwillingness or inability to repair their toilet.
by No Mercy May 23, 2025
Get the Piss Bottle Hoardermug. 
"My uncle Joe has a hoarder's dozen of toilet paper, it was stacked up in his linen closet, floor to ceiling!"
"I just ate a hoarder's dozen of pancakes."
"I would give a hoarder's dozen just to see him again."
"I just ate a hoarder's dozen of pancakes."
"I would give a hoarder's dozen just to see him again."
by 14pineapples May 12, 2020
Get the Hoarder's Dozenmug. Like a normal hoarder but with digital items instead of physical ones.
Somebody that saves all their emails from the beginning of time, or downloads movies never to be watched.
Somebody that saves all their emails from the beginning of time, or downloads movies never to be watched.
I pirated the entire Harry Potter collection but have no plans to read any of it. I am a modern-day hoarder.
by Pimp Rob May 18, 2016
Get the modern-day hoardermug. Nadim - How come you never set me up with any of your hot friends?
Thy - I don't want it to be uncomfortable for me if it doesn't work out and I don't want them to blame me if you are a jerk.
Nadim - You are a snatch hoarder!
Thy - F#!* you!
Thy - I don't want it to be uncomfortable for me if it doesn't work out and I don't want them to blame me if you are a jerk.
Nadim - You are a snatch hoarder!
Thy - F#!* you!
by Thy Nguyen October 8, 2011
Get the Snatch hoardermug.