Hoagie

A cheap hooker that smells like salami.

“Yo I fucked that hoagie in scroungy motel”

by Hoagliemyjoaglie March 9, 2020

Hoagie sandwich

When you and a partner crush another’s face with your ass’ and unleash your muck-spray to your hearts content all over that persons face.

We’ll give you another hoagie sandwich if you don’t shut it

by H28373737 November 25, 2023

Hoagie

Stands for a lame ass nigga or a girl dats all talk

You really a hoagie

by jor3k October 8, 2022

moist hoagie

A woman's vagina that's moist and smells like deli meat.

When i went down on Maria she smelled like black forest ham, at the moment in time i realized she had one moist hoagie.

by Vomit Club October 3, 2016

hoagie

A chode.

That kid Michael has a little hoagie with no meat of mayo. Cassie said there she took one bite and she was out of there.

by jefferson85_man December 30, 2018

Smoke my hoagie

When you ask someone to suck your penis. Especially effective in regions where the word is used to describe a submarine sandwich.

"I'll take the $60 relaxation massage, and I'll throw in another $50 if you smoke my hoagie."

by Unhandmygland July 15, 2022

Hoagie

A chubby or fat white girl; the white version of a torta.

"That girl over there is a hoagie, you would love her."

by Auspicious Alpaca June 19, 2025