hen shit

The really old school slang equivalent to a rat's ass. The smallest shit you can give, take, or have. Taken from the smallest shit you will see in a barnyard.

Really? I don't give a hen shit.

*knocks over glass of water* "Oh hen shit!"

by headbangin parrot January 8, 2011

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Hen-thao

A fusion of the two words hentai and Thao.

It refers to the act of making sweet love to an Asian (preferably Vietnamese) person, who is simultaneously trying to both pleasure and beat you up. Normally this includes a lot of punches to the abdominal region.

George: Dude did you get to have sex with that hot Vietnamese last night?

Michael: Yep! But it turned out (S)he only wanted to do hen-thao...

George: Ouch!

by prof. Allan Krazynski September 24, 2009

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the Mama Hen

When you shove a hard boiled egg up your pussy and have your spouse eat it out of you.

"See that hoe? Rumor has it she makes her victims eat their young"
"The Mama Hen? Dude, where do you think babies come from?"

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yard hen

Synonymous with being in the kitchen, barefoot and pregnant.....again.

" Hey, make me a sandwich, my lil' yard hen."

by Gotcha_Andy August 24, 2016

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red henning

Used to describe poor business decisions based on ones political beliefs.

"She was fine with her staff harassing her conservative customers, she was red henning and her business suffered for it."

by Mr.K P Bacon July 2, 2018

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Gracie Henning

Gracie Henning is the best friend I could have ever asked for. She is always there for me. Even when her herself is upset she pushed forward to help me. We haven't been friends for long but now I cant imagine losing her. I have already cried many times at the though of her moving away. I want to keep in touch so bad but I am afraid we will split. I love you gracie thank you for stepping up to be my best friend when all my old ones left me. Thank you for staying my friend even though I am annying as crap. I love you Gracie. Never leave me pls.. Not like lexa did. But thank you for being tere for me when alexa did break me. You glued me back together. ILY

Gracie Henning is my amazing b*tch.

by MaKKKKKKKKKK March 25, 2019

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