just a long way of saying hell. a replacement when using the term, hell.
The helen keller?
What the Helen Keller?
What the Helen Keller is going on?

Who the Helen Keller left pubes on the toilet seat?
by Qt tip February 14, 2019
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When you're fucking someone so hard that they pass out, therefore not seeing or hearing you fuck them. Meaning you have free rein over whatever you do to that poor soul that passed out during sex.
"I can't believe you did that babe, you pulled a Helen Keller on my last night, so I shot some kids into you, sorry about that"
by Parallaxative March 10, 2020
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someone who doesn't hear or see anything, usually meaning 'i wont snitch'
"is that somebody running from the cops?", "shit im on my helen keller!"
by pawtucketpoppy September 19, 2022
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Cumming on a chicks face sealing her eyes and mouth shut so she mumbles like Helen Keller!
Last night Heather was annoying me so I gave her the frosty Helen Keller.
by clitfuck December 6, 2013
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