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Harold Hug

One of the best hugs you could ever get from anyone. No one knows quite how it's done. Because if you know you are sworn to never reveal how.
They make you melt into the other persons arms immediately.
They are known to alleviate stress .
Could cause you to be unfocused depending on the situation . In some cases could help you regain focus.
You do not need a prescription
No chance of overdose
Person 1- "How you feeling today?"
Person 2- "Eh not so good, I've been having a bad day"
Person 1- "Do you need a hug?.. a Harold Hug?"
Person 2- "You know how to give those? Thats just what I need to make my day brighter"
Person 1- "You got it! One Harold Hug coming up!!"
Harold Hug by LElizabeth May 18, 2015
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Harold the god 

Harold the god Is the man who created the Universe. Anyone who is named Harold Contain a peice of the once formidable god.
Friend: Have you heard of HAROLD the god?

Random Harold: ๏ђ ђ๏ɭץ ђคг๏ɭ๔ เ ɭєՇ ๓ץ ร๏ยɭ ς๏ภєςՇ Շ๏ ץ๏ยгร คร ค รคςгเŦςє Շ๏ ץ๏ย

Friend: Are you ok?
Harold the god by Mr.McDonalds November 5, 2021

Harold The Gorilla 

Harold The Gorilla Is one of the popular Gorillas because of his strong body useful thinking and how he helps others.

Harold Loves eating bananas, playing tag, and most importantly Harold loves helping his friends.

Harold Bonkavich 

A really awesome guy, probably has a massive dick and gets loads of bitches
Woah! that guy is really cool, but not as cool as Harold Bonkavich
Harold Bonkavich by dogham June 16, 2022

Harold Hoppy-kins 

A small mammal about 5ft in height. It has a very round head and dodgy hair cut. Normally found to be supporting a bad football team. Has tendencies to lie, like a lot, he's like pinocchio but nothing grows ever! It also likes to bully Aaqil with bad jokes. When laughing he sounds like he's hyperventilating.
Person 1: "omg I think I just saw a Harold Hoppy-kins!"
Person 2: "How did you know?"
Person 1: "He asked what book he should buy Aaqil. As usual no one answered and gave af. He then went to say Aaqil a mockingbird. And started doing his hyperventilating laughing"
Person 2: "That definitely sounds like a Harold Hoppy-kins"

Harold wiley 

Harold wiley is a mythical creature whos stomping grounds are that of the capital of PA, Harrisburg. Harold is known for his Harley, divorce status and weight. Harold is a great hunter as his technique that involves riding his harley whilst holding a rirfle, Harold is also a profound fisherman. Lastly harold is main plug of harrisburg, and is tight with OWBbenji.
"Hey, you know Harold wiley?"
"Of course Jit❗️"
Harold wiley by Javhsid October 20, 2023

Harold Camping 

Harold Camping is when you are going camping, have everything planned and purchased, and your car gassed up. Only, you never actually go.
My parents told me we were going camping and I was so pumped. Too bad what they really meant was "Harold Camping!" We just sat in the car for a while and then went back inside. Lame!
Harold Camping by Dr. Ewnaj September 23, 2011