That's what happens

A catchphrase used to rub one's success in an enemies' nose.

Pitcher: "I should have known better than to throw him a fast ball right down the middle of the plate."

Batter: " That's what happens !"

by Carly Wild February 12, 2009

Happiness Thief

A jovial person whose very presence causes you a great deal of unhappiness, unbeknownst to them. It's as if they're stealing your happiness and using it for themselves.

Not to be confused with a bully or an asshole, a happiness thief is oblivious to the fact they're stealing your happiness. They come in many forms, such as a heavy set woman wearing tight, revealing clothing, a co-worker rejoicing you with boring tales about their family, a person with an annoying, soul-piercing laugh, someone that smells unpleasant, and so on.

"That lady was clearly unaware that just because you're wearing 'stretch pants' doesn't mean you have to stretch them out. What a happiness thief!"

by Suck It Wilde September 3, 2009

Shift Happens

When a string of exclamation marks turns into 1s on instant messengers.

Person 1: Hey man wht up?
Person 2: DUUUUDE LAST NIGHT WAS SIIICK!!!!1
Person 1: mate...whts with the 1?!
Person 2: sorry...shift happens!!!!1!

by Milky655 April 28, 2010

Make Fetch Happen

When someone tries to start a cultural trend that will never catch on.

My cousin always wears purple socks on Wednesday. He hopes that eventually other people will start doing it and he will become famous for creating the trend. Whenever I see him on Wednesday I say, "Jaime, stop trying to make fetch happen."

by Raina Weather August 24, 2008

emo hippie

Could this ever exist? A Emo Hippie? This is a question my group of friends pondered when I brought it up one day. A happy kid who loves the world, but hates themselves. Dresses emo, but has a peace pendent hidden under his/her clothes. Could such a being exist? We'll soon find out...

That kid has emo pants, and a tight band shirt, but ... is that a daisy necklace? He must be an emo hippie, wait, do those exist?

by Ravvie October 16, 2006

hand happies

When your so excited your hands start dancing uncontrollably

I've got hand happies thinking about the vacation!

by TheDoctorPseudonym March 19, 2020

Happily Relationshiped

Similar to 'Happily Married' however the relationshipers do not intend to change their current relationship status and are content just being boyfriend/girlfriend.
By saying this to someone informs them that you are not single or interested.

Girl 1: Hey, do you wanna get out of here?
Guy : No thanks, I'm happily relationshiped.

by DogChips July 20, 2010