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Hanoi Handjob

A circumcision performed using braces during fellatio
"Harold's mom head game so crazy you don't even notice you got a hanoi handjob till you bleed"
by robinsomebanks August 6, 2025
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hanking

1. to hank, i.e. to pull a Hank Green; being the the "explain guy"; responding to a social media post, that raises a question , often a very specific one, that possibly many people wonder, and answering/explaining it
Commenter: "I don't get it, what do they mean 9/11 lead to Twilight? Can somebody explain this?"
Other Commenter: "Twilight's Author said that she was inspired by My Chemical Romance while writing Twilight and that especially Jacob is based on MCR lyrics. Gerard Way has said MCRs first song 'Skylines and Turnstiles' was his way of processing witnessing 9/11. Thus 9/11 inspired Twilight."
Commenter: "That's wild.. thanks for hanking!"
by ohik August 11, 2025
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Hillybilly Hankies

Another word for the Confederate battle flag. ("Stars and Bars")
"What's up with all the HILLYBILLY HANKIES? These people know the Civil War's over, right?" -Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 8, Episode 6, "Southern Comfort"
by Boudica77 October 31, 2018
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Hackney Hankie

A discarded tissue covered in excrement; probably by a heroin addict, found on the path in Hackney
“Fed up of having to dodge those Hackney Hankies when I’m out walking
by GinChugger July 6, 2019
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VAS Hanoi

Short for Vietnam-Australia School Hanoi
A school located in Hanoi where people go there for great friends but not so great teachers.
Great school if you want the grades to go to uni.
Bad school if you want actual knowledge.
I used to go to VAS Hanoi.
by TaylorSwifties19218 March 11, 2022
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VAS Hanoi

VAS Hanoi is where people get lazy and dies
but they still have a huge cock
Person 1 : I go to VAS Hanoi
Taylor Swift: please have sex with me now
by vasoniichan April 19, 2022
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Taylor Hankinson

Fattest most megalodon COCK in the world. GREEN FN
Did you see Taylor Hankinson's GIANT cock??
by Robert K. April 10, 2024
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