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Bad Handball

1.Stemming from the AFL Live series of games, the term "Bad Handball" is used in a similar way to "Bad Call" or "You Idiot." Also used after a shit joke or a joke that falls on its face. A Pre-recording of Dennis Cometti saying "Bad Handball" is the correct pronunciation ie "Baaaad Handball." A Handball is an aspect of Australian Football.

2.An act of scullduggery or "bad blokeness" or simply a bad decision, if something is bad then generally the phrase can be manipulated to apply
Person 1: "Kevin Rudd? More like Kevin Gay"
Person 2: "Bad Handball"

Person 1: "I hooked up with a fat, ugly chick"
Person 2: "Bad Handball"
by goflb June 28, 2009
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Chernobyl Handsaw

The mastabatory art of someone using a handsaw gripping motion on you. Usually followed by bullfrogging on the gravy stroke.
"Hey dude, looks like you had a rough night the way you're walking"

"yeah sasha gave me a Chernobyl Handsaw last night"

"oh man, thats brutal"
by noogie_da_sheep March 7, 2011
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Peruvian Handcart

Running a two-man train on a woman.
Why don't you and Paul just cut all this shit and run the old Peruvian Handcart on her?
by Cockblock September 16, 2012
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Guatemalan handbag

Receiving a hand job in a car, primarily an Uber, with the penis being attended to underneath a specialty Guatemalan handbag.
My boy Bob had some drinks last night and wound up getting a Guatemalan handbag from this girl in the backseat of an Uber.
by Dirky Sploosh December 29, 2018
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Hairy Handbag

In women's prisons, the Hairy Handbag is where inmates hide their contraband. Also known as a Smelly Safe. The polite term is a vagina
I think Karen has some Heroin hidden in her Hairy Handbag
by Charliebynature April 15, 2021
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dancing round handbags

Reminiscent of the 1980s discos, a group, usually females, placing their handbags on the floor in a disco and dancing round them in a circle waiting for something to happen, with no plan other to dance until something happens, or more likely someone askes them to dance.
It was the two hours since the meeting started and no progress had been made and the chairmen said we needed to stop dancing round handbags and make a decision.
by Jebelhasher May 9, 2022
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Tradie's Handbag

A hot Roast Chicken in a bag, purchased from a Supermarket.

Staple lunch item for Tradesmen in Australia
What’s for lunch Bazza?”

“Tradie's Handbag mate. Want a drumstick?”
by MrMcGreg November 22, 2022
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