pig handle

Pig Handle, the act of a male masturbating to climax after “messy” anal sex.

I had to work my own pig handle till I came after pulling out of that nasty hoe’s poopy butthole.

by Borrachobob July 12, 2019

sticky handle

When someone ejaculates in the shower and wipes it on the shower knob. Most commonly seen in shared shower settings such as dormitories.

Everybody on the third floor has had to turn the shower on and off with their shower slides ever since a horrid new trend called the sticky handle started.

by Freshnikes27 February 25, 2018

The "Oh Shit" Handle

The handle located near a passenger in a car. It is used in life threatening situations, usually by a spontaneous or involuntary actions.

Passenger: Can you slow down man? You're making me nervous.
Driver: I can't, I need to make it home before my parents
Passenger: Why?
Driver: I left my weed out in the den.
(driver makes a sudden right turn)
Passenger: OH SHIT! You crazy asshole, thanks for this handle though.
Driver: That's exactly why it's called The "Oh Shit" Handle.
Passenger: oh... yea.

by mschne7 June 15, 2009

man-handle

to handle roughly
to shove or push or drag around

did you see Jerry man-handle him last night when he threw him agains the wall?

by sheng-high December 7, 2006

oh shit handle

The handle conveniently located above the window used to stabilize of oneself during turbulant driving. Can be found in most vehicles above passanger windows, and sometimes above the drivers' for extra convenience. Most often used in off-road environments, such as mudding, or auto-crossing.

Ian - "let's see if we can make it through this trench at 35 mph.."

Charlie - "OH SHIT" (reaches for handle and braces for impact)

Ian - "that was sick"

Charlie - "Thank god for the oh shit handle"

by Charlie Salev January 3, 2008

Constipation Handle Bars

Handles found in public washroom stalls to aid in defecation when dietary/stress factors make it an arduous task.

"I had to shit so bad, I ripped those constipation handle bars right out of the wall"

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"What are those, constipation bars?"
"Dude, they're for the handicapped..."

by LeTigra February 10, 2009

Lock Handle

The action of a woman pulling on a door handle of a car while it is being unlocked, subsequently keeping the door locked. This action is especially awkward while on a date, in the rain or when done multiple times in a row.

"I tried to unlock the doors but Felicia Lock Handled me!"

by Dirty Floyd October 29, 2007