Handbook

A public group of friends on Facebook that give each other a hand from time to time.

I met my girlfriend on Handbook.

by pubesforpetrolem June 19, 2010

mexican handbomb

when you crap youre pants, roll it up in a ball then throw it at someone.

me: That bitch michelle threw a mexican handbomb at jaime yesterday.

my friend: what the fuck she is fucked in the head

by (sic) maggot 666 October 25, 2006

Grammar Nazi Handbook

Another word for a dictionary, often used by inexperienced Grammar Nazis who haven't already memorized the damn thing.

random guy: Hey dude, just because I don't know how to spell illiturut doesn't mean i'm stupid

Novice Grammar Nazi: HOW THE HELL COULD YOU MISSPELL ILLIT-...er......hang on let me check me check my Grammar Nazi Handbook for a second...ILLITERATE!?!? HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU NOT GET THAT RIGHT DUMBASS?!??

random guy: what the fuck.....

by Akrylik September 1, 2009

european handball

the greatest sport of all time, played with great intensity and played to win.
only the great survive this battle on the court, and it takes some balls to survive this game.

theres a basket involved, and a goal where you throw the ball just to throw it at the goalie. yeaaah, whats better?
don't forget to take three really big steps during your dribbles!

"wow, look at that kid go! he can play european handball like a pro!"

by OysterBay HighSchool November 20, 2007

handbag bisexual

When a lesbian dates a female bisexual, not as a legitamite partner, but as an accessory.

Oh they won't stay together, she's just a handbag bisexual

by rotothexy January 30, 2012

Bad Handball

1.Stemming from the AFL Live series of games, the term "Bad Handball" is used in a similar way to "Bad Call" or "You Idiot." Also used after a shit joke or a joke that falls on its face. A Pre-recording of Dennis Cometti saying "Bad Handball" is the correct pronunciation ie "Baaaad Handball." A Handball is an aspect of Australian Football.

2.An act of scullduggery or "bad blokeness" or simply a bad decision, if something is bad then generally the phrase can be manipulated to apply

Person 1: "Kevin Rudd? More like Kevin Gay"
Person 2: "Bad Handball"

Person 1: "I hooked up with a fat, ugly chick"
Person 2: "Bad Handball"

by goflb June 28, 2009

Guatemalan handbag

Receiving a hand job in a car, primarily an Uber, with the penis being attended to underneath a specialty Guatemalan handbag.

My boy Bob had some drinks last night and wound up getting a Guatemalan handbag from this girl in the backseat of an Uber.

by Dirky Sploosh December 29, 2018