Mr. Hammon

Teaches fuckin chemistry at stockdale; Has an uncomfortably large penis

Mr. Hammon is so fuckin hot when he teaches about thermochemistry!

by daddy chi11 March 26, 2019

HAMboner

An internet sham artist, usenet troll, stalker, shameless perpetrator of misinformation in the guise of medical expertise. A copy and paste Googler.

Please don't feed the Hamboner.

by hartsnfartsn September 16, 2003

Klonoa-Hamma

A ban-hammer used only by the greatest of Klonoa fans.

I now ban you with my KLONOA-HAMMA!

by Grimblade April 14, 2009

Hammocking

Setting up a hammock and hanging with your friends.

Want to go hammocking?

by Hammockinglivin' March 16, 2017

hamjob

When a woman wraps a slice of ham around a guy's penis and then gives him a handjob.

Nick: Man to spice up me and Blair's love life i had her give me a hamjob the other day.

Bobby: Yo how was it?

Nick: SWEEEEEEET

by dukerj94 August 13, 2010

Omaha Hambone

When you cum in a girls ear, and push her down the stairs.

I gave deh bitch a Omaha Hambone, now she gittided a ear infection and a brokded rib.

by bonquiquizenteir October 31, 2009

hambo

A Northman folk tune

The hambo was played by minstals in olden times in Finland.

by Roger Bagula August 12, 2003