hamminess

Very large dimple butt on a man

Dang did you see Bob press his ham on his sliding glass door? That was some true hamminess going on.

by Kjsbee March 21, 2017

Sex Humming

When you're so exhausted after sex, you immediately roll over and start snoring.

Damn Chuck, could you just hold me for once? Seriously, all this sex humming makes me feel so neglected.

by Annie Kerregan May 28, 2014

humming on my microphone

Having to with or actually performing fellatio; first coined in the song "Look At Her" by One Chance

I'm gonna see if I can take her home and get her humming on my microphone....

by robswifey90 November 27, 2006

hummingbird rodeo

when a man takes a humming bird and sticks it’s beak into his urethra and keeps putting it deeper until it goes all the way through and out the mouth.

bro i just tried a hummingbird rodeo and it was great!

by PizzaDrinker February 18, 2020

hummingbird top

Little kisses on the top of a dickhead

I didn't want a blowjob, so she gave me some hummingbird top

by coonsauce March 18, 2020

idiot humming

When someone absentmindedly hums a tune over and over to themselves, much to the annoyance of people around them.

Mrs. Mandrake: (humming Star Wars theme) "Duuh Duuh da da da Duuh Duuh da da da Duuh Duuh dun-dun-dun-duuuuh..."

Mr. Mandrake: "Uh, are you just going to keep idiot humming all night?"

Mrs. Mandrake: "What?... oh the humming! Sorry, I have Star Wars stuck in my head."

Mr. Mandrake: "I know."

...5 minutes later...

Mrs. Mandrake: "Duuh Duuh da da da Duuh Duuh..."

by figsandcheese November 5, 2009

hammin' it up

A euphemism for anal sex.

I was hammin' it up with my girlfriend last night for the first time.

by afritz1234 April 17, 2009