hammer

Nice guy who drinks a lot

Girl: "I had a lot of fun with him last night. After a few drinks I was getting horny, but since the guy is a hammer I didn't get any, and had to drop the drunk bastard off at his home."

by Muerte el Gardino July 19, 2006

hammered

1. one who is incredibly intoxicated.

2. something you did that was stupid

He's so hammered he can't walk straight.

"I wasn't paying attention and walked straight into that pillar"
"you're hammered!"

by sick pick September 5, 2009

hammered

To be beaten up badly

She got hammered last night.

by Cara N April 15, 2008

Hammered

VERB and Adjective: To be completely wasted on boos and drugs so that you may in fact be brained in the face by another person who is also hammered.

"Dude that party was soooo awesome!"
"I can't remember any of it."
"You were so hammered, I saw you get brained in the face."

by Hamme February 9, 2008

hammer

To deal with rejection, anger and frustration in futile, possibly self-injurious ways--such as by pounding salt up one's ass

I'm not his tool, he can go hammer.

by John Niederbuhl April 13, 2008

hammer

A slang for people who cannot swim.

He's a hammer, so if we throw him into the sea, he'll drown.

by Cookieszzz January 24, 2009

hammer

verb for performing a painful, well executed tackle in rugby, sending the victim's face into the dirt, usually knocking the victim to next week and may result in a yellow card to the tackler (especially if the ref is a pom like Wayne Barnes).

Dam he just got hammered by that humungous bullabulla prop.
Yeah and I bet that dude on the ground is having a fat cry about it too.

by kortee February 2, 2008