cool hanzel

a phrase used to describe a cool situation.
it must be said with a "cool hanzel face" from Zoolander

ben: so i totally got ballkuzzied last night by this hella chick
emily: cool hanzel!!!

by Emily&&Bin January 5, 2007

hanz

lose their virginity to a dildo

did you really hanz?

by bobbywithasmallnobby December 25, 2007

Hanzer

When someone sticks a hand between their legs and waddles quickly away because they crapped their pants in public.

That dude literally just hanzered himself.

by OtherJesus May 31, 2015

Hanzer

The waddle of embarrassment that follows when someone shits themself in public. Usually accompanied by a hand stuck between their legs.

You just did a hanzer, you loser!

by OtherJesus June 1, 2015

hanzax

smokin haze and poppin xanee bars simultaneously

i just smoked two blunts and popped some xanax, shit was hanzax.

by fannypackriddledwitxanees June 22, 2009

hanz mcthundercock

A big black man who know how to embrace the power of Zeus and cause women to have an electrifying orgasm

Batman performed "hanz mcthundercock" and left the woman paralyzed from the waist down

by Spaghetti nipples May 15, 2014

Haans Dinu

simply a demi-god who can be called on when people get in trouble for saying the N-word on their public snapchat story

Everyones ganster till Haans Dinu tears your ACL

by oldmatenonger February 3, 2021