hagard bum

a sloppy, dirty, non officient person that does not have anything going for them what so ever.

dang Ian, your such a hagard bum

by austinpaul May 19, 2006

haggard tittie

Something or someone that is beyond worthless or hopelessly passé. Used to describe anything or anyone that sucks, is boring or is worn out.

Gregory is such haggard tittie.

by J.Q.T. October 20, 2003

haggard neden

nasty raunchey dirty fish smellin neden

yo mariah pope has a haggard neden

by nunya busnass January 6, 2005

Haggard

a fat, ugly girl with a messed up face who is just rottenly unfortunate looking.

ohh god that chick is haggard.

by angie May 13, 2005

haggard

something that makes you feel like shit or think of feeling like shit, also something that sucks and something that makes you to shoot out puke like the exercist

woah that fat bitch's ass is out and you can see shit hanging out of her pants! thats fucking haggard dude! that bitch is haggard as hell!

by my nigga scar face July 26, 2006

The Sammy Hagar

The sammy Hagar is a sex posistion in which the man holds his women like a guitar. Head over right shoulder he "tunes" her nipple whilst fondeling her vaginal area.

Oh Chris please preform the sammy hagar on me.

by Chris April 16, 2005

Sammy Hagar

Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. He is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person.

Again... Sammy who ? I thought Van Halen had only one lead singer David Lee Roth. Sammy Hagar ?

by Patrik Durica November 4, 2007